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Played a game on Sunday against a team called the "Black Scorpions", who comprised of the largest bunch of cheating bastards I've ever come across.

 

At the safety chrono check (a recent development, as UNCO getting raided finally put the wind up some people), half of their guns were over the 1.5J game limit and at least a quarter were over the legal limit of 2J.

 

Despite telling them they couldn't use those guns and marking them out as such, they kept sneaking them into games again.

 

When we then asked them to do another spot chrono check, they complained that we were being racist (their entire team is filipino). Whilst we were chronoing, several of them ran off and swapped guns before getting to the chrono, then got very confrontational when we asked them why.

 

Even better, they didn't take a single hit. And I mean wading into full auto fire from four different shooters whilst shooting back, then running up to other players and full auto hosing at point blank range with >20RPS.

 

Several of them, once forced to take a hit by sheer volume of fire, would then jump back into the game (no respawn rules) and get pissy when we asked them what they were doing.

 

Best part is that this is fairly standard for Hong Kong wooooooooooo

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Played a game on Sunday against a team called the "Black Scorpions", who comprised of the largest bunch of cheating bastards I've ever come across.

 

At the safety chrono check (a recent development, as UNCO getting raided finally put the wind up some people), half of their guns were over the 1.5J game limit and at least a quarter were over the legal limit of 2J.

 

Despite telling them they couldn't use those guns and marking them out as such, they kept sneaking them into games again.

 

When we then asked them to do another spot chrono check, they complained that we were being racist (their entire team is filipino). Whilst we were chronoing, several of them ran off and swapped guns before getting to the chrono, then got very confrontational when we asked them why.

 

Even better, they didn't take a single hit. And I mean wading into full auto fire from four different shooters whilst shooting back, then running up to other players and full auto hosing at point blank range with >20RPS.

 

Several of them, once forced to take a hit by sheer volume of fire, would then jump back into the game (no respawn rules) and get pissy when we asked them what they were doing.

 

Best part is that this is fairly standard for Hong Kong wooooooooooo

 

Solution: 

Bring your 400fps 40rps M4,

 

Light them up point black at full auto.

Problem solved 

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Another rage: Printers.

 

WHY CANT THEY PRINT NORMALLY WHEN NEEDED?!

ugh

 

You just need that special touch that only an IT Analyst can have :P.

 

Seriously printers just love me for some reason, it is odd but they only work around me.

 

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Managing printers is a complete nightmare sometimes! Using a 64 bit print server and 32 bit PC's just makes life difficult for drivers. Sometimes they work smoothly with no issues, other times you spend hours trying drivers because the server keeps telling you that "You can't do that, Dave" or the PC refuses to accept the proper 32 bit driver. Don't even get me started on the thermal label printers we use either, those things can just *fruitcage* off and die!

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I only ever have issues when attempting wireless printing.

 

On the subject: why the hell do apple insist on using proprietary protocols for wireless printing?

 

applelogo1.jpg

 

Because I don't know, elitism?

 

Switch to Linux or Windows, less hassle more choice. :P

 

As for the thermal label printers Wild they make a nice shattering sound when you hurl them in a skip. We just move on to typical printers that feed typical A4 labels and gave up entirely on thermal ones.

 

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I'm off because of the cluster*fruitcage* that came up with the European Commission. Also, I'm tired and would just sleep the rest of the day off, if I hadn't to go to the post office because of some stupid bureaucracy stuff I have to send over to my parents.

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Smelly nappy. Open nappy. James Chris. What the hell have you been eating? Que giggles and a look of "shut up and clean my *suitcase* up". The life of a two year old.

 

Rant:- parents who think its fine to shout at their kids "shut the *fruitcage* up" or my personal favourite "why da *fruitcage* did you do that".

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Rant:- parents who think its fine to shout at their kids "shut the *fruitcage* up" or my personal favourite "why da *fruitcage* did you do that".

 

Why are they allowed to breed? I just don't get people like that.

 

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As for the thermal label printers Wild they make a nice shattering sound when you hurl them in a skip. We just move on to typical printers that feed typical A4 labels and gave up entirely on thermal ones.

 

I can only imagine it being a very satisfying sound, alas, here in the NHS we can't just chuck stuff out.

 

As for Apple, why go with a standard when you can make something that doesn't work with any thing else (including your own products!) and charge more because it's shiny? That's Apple logic and *fruitcage*ed if I know how they get away with it.

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I can only imagine it being a very satisfying sound, alas, here in the NHS we can't just chuck stuff out.

 

As for Apple, why go with a standard when you can make something that doesn't work with any thing else (including your own products!) and charge more because it's shiny? That's Apple logic and *fruitcage*ed if I know how they get away with it.

 

Well here we technically could get a refund but alas no it is worth kicking about a bit then skipping it after it has been left in the Casting sales area #shudders#.

 

As for Apple, I call it Magpie Syndrome, it is very common were people spend more on the brand and the shine than the items abilities. Like buying a new Jaguar when really it is just the engine from a baseline Ford underneath etc :P.

 

well.......im now single........bugger me i need a drink

 

It isn't all bad, now you have the pick of the buffet, unless you are an ugly beggar in which case you know, the internet is for porn as the song goes ;).

 

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It isn't all bad, now you have the pick of the buffet, unless you are an ugly beggar in which case you know, the internet is for porn as the song goes ;).

 

'FireKnife'

 

 

Im not really bothered right now about finding someone, im more concerned about what she is going to do in the aftermath of the relationship (from previous experience, usually she'd spread some & the second the ex confronted her, she would cry for her brothers/male friends)

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As for Apple, I call it Magpie Syndrome, it is very common were people spend more on the brand and the shine than the items abilities. Like buying a new Jaguar when really it is just the engine from a baseline Ford underneath etc :P.

 

 

Saab did the same , just a vauxhall in shiny clothing

 

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Habakure: I know how you feel, my little one's favourite is to try and stick his hands in it which will then inevitably go to his mouth

I nearly vommed reading that.

 

And I've got all this to come, my wife is 6 months pregnant...!

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well.......im now single........bugger me i need a drink

 

im not enjoying it either, my last relationship ended this new years day. to be fair it's best that it's over, the last few months she was downright abusive at times. just makes me sad to think of how happy i was for the first year, happier than i've ever really been. i've felt pretty broken since to be honest.

 

wouldnt be so bad if i was better with people. i've always struggled with social interaction, for quite a while she really helped me feel better about myself then over the last few months of the relationship just about all my confidence and self esteem was stripped away again. i'm probably happier with my physical appearance than i've ever been, it's just my brain holding me back.

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Bbwwwwahahahahaa. You'll love it Smook, trust me. I put a post in here, about not washing my hands properly and eating wotsits, straight after cleaning a big dung nappy. Uuuurrrggghhh.

 

New rant. Getting a leg spasm, whilst sitting down and spraying a Kriss Vector, leads to too much paint sprayed (luckily on a rail). *fruitcage* it.

 

Edit:- sorry to hear about people braking up. I would give advice, but tbh, we're all different. When I would brake up, or have someone brake up with me, I would go out and find an easy shag. Just to get back on the horse, so to speak. But, like I said, we're all different.

 

Hope that you realise that the best thing to do, is make sure you're happy when single. It sounds weird, but it's one of the things I've always believed in. If I'm happy by myself, it doesn't matter if I find someone. Concentrate on yourself and what will make you feel good.

 

I did say I wouldn't give advice, and what do I do. Typical hypocrite me.

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Edit:- sorry to hear about people braking up. I would give advice, but tbh, we're all different. When I would brake up, or have someone brake up with me, I would go out and find an easy shag. Just to get back on the horse, so to speak. But, like I said, we're all different.

 

Hope that you realise that the best thing to do, is make sure you're happy when single. It sounds weird, but it's one of the things I've always believed in. If I'm happy by myself, it doesn't matter if I find someone. Concentrate on yourself and what will make you feel good.

 

I did say I wouldn't give advice, and what do I do. Typical hypocrite me.

 

meaningless sex has never really appealed to me, only had a couple of one nighters in my life. frankly i'm just terrible at talking to women... well, people in general. mild aspergers syndrome :/

i realise that it's important to be happy alone or in day to day life and that's whats been really getting to me recently. I just have no motivation and get very little enjoyment from anything, i mean i spend most of my time sitting about doing *fruitcage* all. i've got over a grands worth of gaming PC, a PS3, plenty of games for both and loads of other stuff i could be doing, but i just cant bring myself to do anything. been thinking of trying to learn to DJ/mix seeing as music is one of the few things i'm at all passionate about recently and it'd give me something to do, it'd be nice to do something creative too.

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Music is a good idea. Anything that lets you express yourself and is personal, is a good thing. Writing, be it music or stories (be it a novel, comic) I always find very fulfilling. I've spent many a night listening to old soundtracks and letting my imagination run wild. Just be careful, you can loose track of time (stayed up, all night long writing, a fair few times).

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