Saxon Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 "Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he'd put on a dress and play a girl bunny?" "No." --Wayne's World "I don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group, but -- You think we'll get hazard pay out of this?" --Arnie..erm...I mean Armageddon "We have reason to believe that Mr. Zavitz may have passed sensitive materials to you." "Uh, no, he didn't pass me anything." "How did you happen to be at Ruby's today?" "I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal isn't it?" "For your wife?" "No, I was, uh, picking something up for myself. I do a little cross-dressing on the weekends." --Enemy of the state "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver. With some fava beans, and a nice Chianti." --Silence of the Lambs "Shall we play a game?" --War Games "So, what brings you to this part of town?" "Well, I was, until yesterday, a guidance counselor at Blue Bay High School. A student there is accusing me of rape." "Male or female?" --Wild Things Sorry so many! I love playing movie quotes with me friends when we're bored. Link to post Share on other sites
Catchv22 Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 'You can't fight in here! This is the war room!' -Dr. Strangelove Link to post Share on other sites
1911 Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!" Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_Flibble Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 EDIT by R22: Sorry, but even with the *s, that was not PG-13 content. Had to snip it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Longbaugh : I've... never killed a man. Interviewer : I beg your pardon? Longbaugh : I said I never killed a man. Interviewer : I didn't ask if you had. Longbaugh : You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification. Interviewer : And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation. Longbaugh : I would say thats a big f***ing qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification. Interviewer : No one's ever said that before. Longbaugh : Have you ever asked? Interviewer : No. Longbaugh : [smiling] You should. -- Way of the Gun Love that movie Link to post Share on other sites
Rikkster Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 "Whassa madda Dylan? C-I-A got you pushink too mah-ny pehn-sills?" (insert your own Arnie accent here) Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_Flibble Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 "See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?" -- Ash, Army of Darkness And ofcourse "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. " Link to post Share on other sites
Catchv22 Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 'Have you ever been convicted of a felony?' 'Convicted? No, not convicted.' -Don't remember, but it just popped into my mind. I'm thinking Bill Murray and some army comedy. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted September 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Ghostbusters Venkman: Hey Egon do you remember that time you tried to drill a hole in your head? Egon: It would have worked if you'd have let me finish. Venkman: Are you or any of your family classed as Schizophrenic, Mentally incompetent? Alice: My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome? Venkman: I'd call that a big "Yes"... Are you habitually taking drugs, stimulants, alcohol? Alice: No! Venkman: Just asking, just asking... Are you, Alice, menstruating right now? Head Librarian: What's that gotta do with it? Venkman: Back off, man... I'm a scientist! Louis/Keymaster: It's a sign!!! Janine: Yeah, it's a sign alright... Going out of business! Link to post Share on other sites
R22Master Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 'Have you ever been convicted of a felony?''Convicted? No, not convicted.' -Don't remember, but it just popped into my mind. I'm thinking Bill Murray and some army comedy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> STRIPES! That one was a classic. I bought the VHS tape when I saw it for £1.99 in a motorway service station years ago. Link to post Share on other sites
skyler8158 Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 "Hey she-*badgeress*...let's go." "Name's Ash...*cocks gun*...housewares." "Groovy." Army of Darkness "You guys should be in every major city." "You and your f***ing rope..." "Don't cross the road, if ya can't get out of the kitchen." The Boondock Saints Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted September 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 LXG Reid: Wheres your sense of Patriotism? (Quatermaine stands and raises his glass) Quatermaine: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! (there is a mumbled reply from everyone) Quatermaine: That's as Patriotic as it gets round here... Twister Beltzer: That's no moon... IT'S A SPACE-STATION! Rabbit: Meg you've got a lot of beef! Where'd you get all this beef Meg? Meg: Did you see my cows out front? Rabbit: No... Meg: (shocked sound) Dusty: IT'S THE EXTREME!!! Oh lowly mortal shaking hand of Zeus. Bill: You see there was this other Bill... an evil Bill... and i killed him! Link to post Share on other sites
Catchv22 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 'Oh no. I'm not falling for that deal. A friend of mine bought a used car once. Ten years later? BAM! Herpes.' -Peter Griffin, Family Guy Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 '*Shoots TaQ in the nuts*' -Sledge Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted September 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Heh he... Viper2681, i wholeheartedly agree with that quote being a classic! Link to post Share on other sites
TaQ Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 "kirikirikirikiri" auditionthat one sends a shiver down my spine. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My friends thought it was "kittykittykittykitty....." Yes, VERY spine-chilling.. "The gun kata. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun kata an adversary not to be taken lightly.." Maybe too long of a quote......? Link to post Share on other sites
sp00n Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Mooninites: This pornogrophy is infinatly excelent. However this dresser is not. We must burn it. Meatwad: But thats where carl keeps his clothes! Mooninites: These girls are all naked, and everyone loves them. Do you want carl to be infinatly loved? Meatwad: ..Well I guess so Mooninites: We smoke while we burn the dresser! Meatwad: ::sets dresser on fire:: Link to post Share on other sites
G-Man Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 "I never mix my marriage and my sex life" -Rémy Girad, The Decline of the American Empire Link to post Share on other sites
alecamused Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 shaun of the dead Ed : Can I get... any of you ######... a drink? formula 51 Iki : Twenty million in bonds. Untraceable. Felix : What? Is that supposed to be twenty mil? Iki : Well, I'm not hefting gold bars around the shop, am I? It's not *beep* Goldfinger, is it? riddick Riddick : You made three mistakes, first you took the job. Second you traveled light, a four man crew for me, *beep* insulting. But most of all... [Toombs darts for the gun rack which he finds to be empty while Riddick smiles] Riddick : ...Empty Gun Rack. more good ones at -> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0296572/quotes snatch Avi : Eighty-six carats. Rosebud: Where? Avi : London. Rosebud: London? Avi : London. Gemologist: London? Avi : Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary *beep* Poppins... LONDON. Link to post Share on other sites
jahoot Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Shaun of the Dead Shaun: where's safe? where's familiar? Ed: Where can i smoke? Shaun and Ed: THE WINCHESTER! Link to post Share on other sites
destrukto Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 You can always count on Americans to do the right thing, after they've exhausted all other options - Churchill The only two things in life you cannot avoid are death and taxes - Ben Franklin Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted September 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Galaxy quest [The crew is on a shuttle descending to an alien planet] Guy Fleegman : I changed my mind. I wanna go back. Sir Alexander Dane : After the fuss you made about getting left behind? Guy Fleegman : Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet. Jason Nesmith : You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy. Guy Fleegman : I'm not? Then what's my last name? Jason Nesmith : It's, uh, uh - -I don't know. Guy Fleegman : Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in. Gwen DeMarco : Guy, you have a last name. Guy Fleegman : DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six". Sir Alexander Dane : Are we there yet? [They've just landed] Guy Fleegman : Wait, don't open that. It's an alien planet. Is there air? You don't know. [The shuttle door opens. Kwan sniffs the air and shrugs] Fred Kwan : Seems okay. [Reading a tactical display] Guy Fleegman : Hey guys, there's a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. Jason Nesmith : What? Guy Fleegman : Red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. I think we're the green-thingy. Sir Alexander Dane : You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship. Gwen DeMarco : Where are you going? Sir Alexander Dane : To see if there's a pub. Fred Kwan : Hey, Commander. Listen, we found some beryllium on a nearby planet. And we might be able to get there if we reconfigure the solar matrix in parallel for endothermic propulsion. Jason Nesmith : We'll do that! Guy Fleegman : All right! Fred Kwan : [to his engineering team] That's right again. That's... come on, group hug. [Fred tries to digitize the pig-lizard with disastrous results] Jason Nesmith : What? What was that? Alexander Dane : Uh, nothing. Jason Nesmith : I heard some squealing or something. Gwen DeMarco : Oh, no. Everything's fine. Teb : But the animal is inside out. Jason Nesmith : I heard that! It turned inside out? [the pig-lizard explodes] Teb : And it exploded. Jason Nesmith : Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then is EXPLODED? [The rock monster chases Nesmith] Alexander Dane : You're just going to have to kill it. Jason Nesmith : Kill it? Well, I'm open to any suggestions. Tommy Webber : Go for the eyes, like in episode 22! Jason Nesmith : He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy! Tommy Webber : Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots! Jason Nesmith : It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots! Guy Fleegman : I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe? [after the Blue Creatures have eaten Limpy] Jason Nesmith : Ok, here's the plan: first, Fred, we need a diversion to clear these things out of the compound, then Gwen, Alex, Fred and I go down to get the sphere. Any of those things come back Tommy, give a signal. Guy, you set up a perimeter. Gwen de Marco : Why does this sound so familiar? Tommy Webber : "Assault on Voltarek III". Episode 81 I think. Guy Fleegman : We're doing episode 81? Tommy Webber : Whatever, the one with the hologram. The wall of fire. Gwen de Marco : How the hell is Fred supposed to project a hologram? Guy Fleegman : We're doing episode 81, Jason? Jason Nesmith : It doesn't have to be a hologram, just a diversion. Guy Fleegman : Jason, are we doing episode 81 or not? Jason Nesmith : It's a rough plan guy, what does it matter if we're doing episode 81 or not? Guy Fleegman : BECAUSE I DIED... IN EPISODE 81! (sorry, was watching Galaxy Quest at 05:00 this morning ) Link to post Share on other sites
BadAssTronaut Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fu**ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing ###### of the world. Tyler Durden: I see in Fight Club, the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential. And, I see squandering. God damn it! An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables: slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man--no purpose or place. We have no great war. No great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars . . . but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact and we're very, very ###### off. Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating? Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but . . . every once in a while . . . it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership. In the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Ghostbusters II Spengler: I didn't have toys as a child, my parents didn't believe in them. Stanz: You didn't even have a Slinky? Spengler: I had half a Slinky. I straightened it. And if we're nominating things I said, may I add, "I don't give a rancid baboon's fart if I'm in a minority." (In response to being told my views on Western Arms were not those of most airsofters.) Link to post Share on other sites
Catchv22 Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 'Yeah and God said to Abraham, "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Oh, I'm sorry.. is this better? Check... Check... Check... Jerry pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."' -Family Guy Link to post Share on other sites
Zeropositive Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 "If you don't die for something you live for nothing." quote found spray painted on a wall in Hong Kong. Link to post Share on other sites
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