geeza-sqeeza Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 stink bombs FTW Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Gay orgy. Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Hmm,... remember leaving secondary school 2 years ago,.. so here's some suggestions: Teacher wind up: During the last ever lesson repeat, mock anything your teach says. Firecrackers: Oh how i remember these, lighting the fuses and then sticking them inside empty bins an watching everyone jump 4ft in the air .. Use them at your own peril though. Clingfilm: Wrap it around a kid whilst he's sitting, or better yet and your feeling double ballsy, wrap it around your teacher so they can't move! Duct tape: Every teacher will love you long time for this, simple really is to tape as many things of theirs as you can before they notice. Superglue or Epoxy resin: Apply to door locks, or even better is to squirt a little bit under there books an let it dry (can't move there books) or apply a very thin strip an glue everything to his desk. Edit: Oh dear god sledge,... no! Then again, getting all the hot girls into an orgy with you,.. now thats an accomplishment. Link to post Share on other sites
PlayerOneVsTheWorld Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Do a Seung-Hui Link to post Share on other sites
Carrion Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 try something usefull. revision, learning, preparing yourself for the realworld where work has to be done regardless of the day Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Yeah, an hour or two of fun in 7 years is just too much. Link to post Share on other sites
SykoBobMonkey Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 I had mine on the 10th i used no-more-nails to stick down evertything in the tutor room and the door to the frame great fun Some of my mates tried to blow up all of the outside bins with fire crackers one problem it was raining and they didn't go off some chavs got a smoke machine and disco light and starting a rave in a classroom was pretty funny except for the *suitcasey* music Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Actualy one year someone bought a fish from Leeds market. They actualy asked for the smelliest one there was then they put it in the air vent in the Food Tech room. Nobody found it that day, but after the weekend the entire west side of the school stunk of fish. It was so bad by the tuesday that the cooking room had to be sealed off while they looked for it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That reminds me of good old times Fishpaste anyone ? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 More hints and tips from the master please, Dafool. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 play freckles. poo in a sock and hit people with it. Link to post Share on other sites
SwatMP5man Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 My fina; day is tuesday, so far me and a couple of makes have: araldite, tip-ex those cans that spray stringy foam and alot of bog roll. Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 I had mine on the 10th i used no-more-nails to stick down evertything in the tutor room and the door to the frame great fun Some of my mates tried to blow up all of the outside bins with fire crackers one problem it was raining and they didn't go off some chavs got a smoke machine and disco light and starting a rave in a classroom was pretty funny except for the *suitcasey* music <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That i find quite hard if at all very hard to believe. Link to post Share on other sites
lilwoggy Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 last year we were fearing attack, so we: A ) put cling-film accross the tree line where they usually entered B ) hid at the top of the fire stairs so we could see them coming from down the road and when they ran into the cling-film C ) carried three dozen eggs for a counter attack great ambush that was. also weve had people run accross our oval in tellitubie suits as a distraction as other people went to prepare all their pranks. Link to post Share on other sites
0nslaught Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 put super glue into key holes Link to post Share on other sites
Naked Singularity Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Condoms on every door knub in school. Link to post Share on other sites
Leadmill Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 We all got this unpopular lad really drunk in the park, then we handed a bottle of 'white wine' and dared him to down it, when in fact it was full of ######! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 On my last day some guys took me to the park and got me bladderd then they gave me this bottle saying it was white........ Link to post Share on other sites
doopydoo Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Condoms on every door knub in school. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Squirt a bit of white out in it first. Link to post Share on other sites
toyboy Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Apparently, due to the way their knee joints work, cows can walk up stairs, but not down them... Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 do a nice big wee wee into a super soaker bottle and use the Pray'n'spray assault technique throughout the school (paying particular attention to first years) oh, and leave a cows heart with a love note in a teachers desk (LOL'd so hard at that one one valentines day) Link to post Share on other sites
orange Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Some old ones from my school are lifting a teachers car into the assembly hall and chaining and locking the school gates closed. Link to post Share on other sites
SykoBobMonkey Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 sniper boi- put the words 'tried to' at the start of the last line, wont let me editit Link to post Share on other sites
Jammy_Stuff Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 In two years, I'm so going to do that one where you put all the furniture on the roof. External common room FTW!!! Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 I must have gone to the same 'School of Grumpiness' as Carrion. I never found any of this funny, not even when I was a kid. I never understood any of that signing each others shirts kinda deal either. Balls to that. I hated almost everyone, sure as hell didnt want anything to remember the poopies by. Edit: Nice wordfilter Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Balls to that. I hated almost everyone, sure as hell didnt want anything to remember the poopies by. I felt the same way. Link to post Share on other sites
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