amateurstuntman Posted August 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 <snip> Bullet shaped cuff links for less than £2? Yes please. No problem at all getting bullet shaped cuff links through airport security. Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 "He must be a suave British agent!" Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 "I have no live rounds, empty cases, pyrotechnics or parts thereof in my possession, except this smock pocket full of cases to make cufflinks" Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Oh that golden old declaration. As if a guy willing to steal bullets wouldn't ever lie about it. Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Once when I was a scruffy cadet I brought back an old .556 case I found. I simply left out "empty cases" in the declaration and nobody noticed! Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 I used to have several empty cases for being a cadet. I also used to have several live rounds too. Squirrelled them away for extra practice on the range! Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted August 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 "I have no live rounds, empty cases, pyrotechnics or parts thereof in my possession, except this smock pocket full of cases to make cufflinks" My mate accidentally went back to the block with about half a cart of PE4 in his pocket. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 It's why there are amnesty boxes everywhere - people overlook the odd round or case in pockets, daypacks etc. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Oops. I appear to have a crater charge in my pocket. My bad. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Oh *suitcase*, is that a stray segment of bangalore torpedo? I thought it was my thermos. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Fnar etc... Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 You mean this isn't a plate? What is it then? AN ANTI-TANK MINE!?1? GOLLY! Link to post Share on other sites
Got Wood? Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 This made me laugh HARD. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 ^couldnt watch that to the end! I wanted to smash the screen with rage... Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Who hasn't got a desk drawer full of smoke grenades and rocket flares? Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Me. I keep my smokes in the appropriate tin. I only have 2 left, and my less-than-above-board source dried up. Bad times. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Ah, the less-than-above-board source that every unit has but you can't place where they're hiding that *bramston pickle* stuff because it's been buried in the local woods. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Apparently we're all miserable gits. XD I've acquired a Bladetech 870 holster (had my eye on one for yonks because tacticool). Don't actually have an 870 yet (but can play around with my flatmates CAM 870) and am unsure what to get, TM Breacher which is more game friendly or an APS/PPS Special Forces shorty which seems much more fun but having to mess around with recovering shells or using an ugly as *fruitcage* shell catcher. I'm also sure we've had this discussion before but help me Arnies, you're my only hope. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Breacher is a monster. I love mine. Contemplating the angry gun stock though. It doesn't fit in the bike panniers, so it may as well comfortably not fit. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Finding a few unexpected additions to the line up for Meet the Fighters at duxford next month Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 This time next year I'll be married.. A little daunting but exciting too! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Congratulations. Enjoy it now. You may get an odd feeling of disappointment after the wedding - you spent so long planning and looking forward to it and then it's over and you're left thinking "what do we do with our time now?" I suspect it's why a lot of newlyweds have a child in the first couple of years (if they're going to) because it gives them another major "event" to build up to and plan and anticipate. Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Thanks We've been engaged since February and it's already pretty much planned, just suits and dress to sort. The future Mrs Grif is a very organised bean haha someone's got to be I guess and it certainly isn't me! It'll be alreet.. I've got years of annoying her and sarcasm left in me that'll keep her on her toes Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 arnies meet up? Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Thanks We've been engaged since February and it's already pretty much planned, just suits and dress to sort. The future Mrs Grif Nearly misread that as 'gilf' there! Link to post Share on other sites
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