Im going space Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 gold from the mirror there what the *fruitcage* is a 12 calibre rifles shotgun Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I'm guessing 12 gauge shotties. Seems appropriate for a prison. Link to post Share on other sites
Im going space Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 i got that bit, i just wondered how much of a blithering idiot you have to be to type that instead Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 i got that bit, i just wondered how much of a blithering idiot you have to be to type that instead If you spend 40+ hours a week writing articles you are bound to slip up. Jeez. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Well it is the mirror so it could equally be a mistranslation or just *suitcase* journalism Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 It's a shotgun with the option of 12 calibres obviously.I would happily take a break at guarding prisoners for dominatrix's weilding alcohol and tiny PVC dresses. This is a viable tactic to win any weekend skirmish. Apply safety goggles to the hookers and you'll always win.Where's Baddbazz with his fetish models when you need him? Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 i got that bit, i just wondered how much of a blithering idiot you have to be to type that instead A member of the British general public, I suppose. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 dominatrix's weilding alcohol and tiny ###### PVC dresses. This is a viable tactic to win any weekend skirmish. I don't know I tried something similar once and it didn't go well. Here's a pic Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Fancydress.jpg sounds harmless enough.Can't view it though - i'll imagine a very saucy little number of who i'm assuming is your super model wife? Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Haha you're better off imagining that! Takes some kahoonas to go out to a game in that! Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 The face welly was left in the safezone as the lenses weren't ballistic rated but apart from that, yes that was a full loadout Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Fancydress.jpg sounds harmless enough. Can't view it though - i'll imagine a very saucy little number of who i'm assuming is your super model wife? Ever seen Event Horizon? Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 She's not my *badgeress*. But we call each other names all the time. In fact wench is quite tame for us. Her official title is *badgeress* Queen though. She loves it, dirty dirty girl. In other news I only got about 20 mins play on Sunday, but had that one moment of airsoft nirvana crawling up a ridge on a bunch of people and shooting them all. But spoke to the site owner about marshalling for them and she seems quite keen to have me on the team. So won't pay entry but can get a couple of games in and still be involved in the hobby I love. Also UKARA form signed and to be sent off. ALL THE GUNZORS!! Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 A John Wick sequel is in the works. Fingers crossed it doesn't do a Taken. (We need a vomiting smiley) Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 gold from the mirror there what the *fruitcage* is a 12 calibre rifles shotgun "and munition". The guy obviously decided that "ammunition" should be "a munition" and then got it wrong. Also, I have seen the Daily Mail has got the "breaks/brakes" homophone mixed up in an article I read. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Also, I have seen the Daily Mail has got the "breaks/brakes" homophone mixed up in an article I read. The standard of writing in the Fail is *fruitcage* horrendous. It boils my wee but I still read it online as opinion out and about a lot. Quite often biting the steering wheel with rage at their 'journalism'. I really shouldn't read that paper, or comments on the articles. Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I don't read any newspapers anymore, the stupidity of British Tabloids is mind numbing. I find that all the news worth reading about (such as the charlie hebdo thing, war in Ukraine etc) trends on twitter, and I just see the most relevant articles from a number of sources. I can't stand newspapers. Darkchild Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 I can't deal with twitter. I think I'm old-school. I only read online for convenience and necessity. Would much rather have an actual newspaper Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 My phone's predictive text has learnt the word c**kwomble. Yes I know it's childish and silly but it made me laugh Edit: it appears the swear filter hasn't learnt it yet Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 My order of 100 assorted sized googley eyes has arrived. Let the eye bombing commence! Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Guys... What do you do with a pair of wombats? Have a game of Wom. Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 So I've been commissioned to write a Military SciFi novel, based purely on the strength of two crappy novellas I self published on Amazon. OOOSSSHHHH!!!! Darkchild Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Very well done mate! In todays news, I have been eyebombing ALL THE THINGS! my stapler has eyes, my hole punch has eyes, the hand towel machine has eyes, the fire alarm siren has eyes, a techs hammer has eyes... Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Anyone got a link to that 'tactical' style shooting video where all the gun shots were replaced with amusing squeaks and things? I can't find it. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Bought 'Dying Light'. Good bye any form of social life for the next month. Link to post Share on other sites
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