JCYC5 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 3. Don't shoot women. Sounds sexist, but you have a much higher chance of scoring if you don't make them bleed, unless their into that kinda thing.... The Badger should know that I previously got a girlfriend from airsoft, where our initial meeting was 2 rounds I put in her chest from 5 meters away in a CQB game Link to post Share on other sites
transist Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 A guy with a spring rifle that's jumping into bunkers and surrendering the heavy guns is the coolest guy on the field, and his gun cost as much as your mag. QFT >:3 Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 The Badger should know that I previously got a girlfriend from airsoft, where our initial meeting was 2 rounds I put in her chest from 5 meters away in a CQB game The JCYC5 should know that teaching your girlfriend to shoot is not a good idea, as you may break up at some point in the future, whereupon the ability to double-tap a headshot at 15m is no longer attractive in a woman. Especially if she's ###### off at you. Link to post Share on other sites
Marlowe Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 A few general observations: 1. Using pyroes (be they Mk5s, pea grenades or BFGs) for room clearance will inevitably lead to huge arguments that a Marshal has to break up. 2. The person you think is blatently cheating is about 20 feet out of your AEG's range. 3. No matter how much walting you do or gear you wear, you will always be shot out at least once every game by the chap with a chinese clone in a t-shirt and white trainers. 4. The term 'Event Organisation' is a paradox. Link to post Share on other sites
heroshark Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 The JCYC5 should know that teaching your girlfriend to shoot is not a good idea, as you may break up at some point in the future, whereupon the ability to double-tap a headshot at 15m is no longer attractive in a woman. Especially if she's ###### off at you. girls don't even need bullets .One time I shot my gf ,and the mag ran out . She was real angry .She jumped on me took the pistol off me , and pistol whipped me . She pretty much knocked me out, I was p*****g with blood. Thankfully shes calmed down alot Link to post Share on other sites
Fin Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Be nice to the guy thats using video game tactics, hes going to be shot to pieces so make him feel welcome Link to post Share on other sites
Surreel Big Fish Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 When defending a building and are about to be shot to hell because the home team don't like to loose, Jaffa Cakes are as important as a M249 and a boxmag of ammo. Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 QFT >:3 I mentioned that because of a guy I met once at an airsoft game. He and his friend showed up planning to "share" a USP pistol. This was a big game with lots of people, all armed with AEGs. Recently a new airsoft shop had opened and was giving away spring m16s with each $50 purchase. I ended up with 2 m16s and an M4 spring rifle out of the deal, which I had no use for. They happened to still be in my trunk, and I felt sorry for the guy. I told him that I had no use for them and he could take his pick. He picked the M4, and was very greatful. I figured that this guy wouldn't really enjoy the game and would probably go home early, but to my surprise, I saw that he was one of the most active people on the field! He was running around, jumping right into the enemy's positions and having a great time! He even came back for a couple more games. That was probably my most inspirational moment in airsoft. Link to post Share on other sites
jollygreengiant Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Wind your hicaps before, during and after contact Dont use hicaps. wayyy too rattly after ur first burst. To those who follow me around. The next burst isnt likely to come from the enemy Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk281 Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 4. The term 'Event Organisation' is a paradox. It is also a spelling error. First, when bringing pyro's, be sure the field approves them. Happened last games. Couple of guys i'd never seen before at the field started throwing foil balls with fuses sticking out of them. I find myself stamping out a couple of smoldering piles of grass and leaves and the game is two douche bags lighter. Next, when defending an area, never yell your teams strength on the flanks. When protecting the VIP and low on troops, still spread out. Taking out a target is a lot easier when the defenders are all hunkered in the same bunker. Link to post Share on other sites
Jimisin73 Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 There is no sense in trying not to get wet when your woodland site includes a creek. Inevitably you will end up wet anyway, so it's best to start the cannonball contest upon arrival and then exploit your ability to traverse the field without going through those choke points commonly referred to as bridges. Oh, and if you do manage to avoid the water hazard... the monsoon rains will come and all your gear will end up wet anyway... Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Never underestimate a prisoner's ability to totally own your team if you stop paying attention to him. I was playing a schenario game on a field and we had pinned down a sniper. Over the radio we got a call that we were to capture the sniper and bring him back to the checkpoint (our respawn area). After we had captured the sniper, we took his weapons and were escorting him to the checkpoint, and I asked one of the three other guys to watch cover the prisoner and the rest of us would provide protection for the group. We got a call over the radio that a group from our own team had changed alliances, and we were a little worried about how difficult the trip would be to the checkpoint, but that didn't matter.... The sniper was paying a lot of attention to what his guard was doing, and as soon as the guard took his eyes off of him to check for danger, he grabbed my M9 out of my leg holster and quickly shot all 4 of us before any of us had any idea what was going on. Link to post Share on other sites
creepingfear Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 1. Using pyroes (be they Mk5s, pea grenades or BFGs) for room clearance will inevitably lead to huge arguments that a Marshal has to break up. And definately do not use Mk9's for room clearance, as although it is bloody good fun and really does ramp up the realism, is also a tad dangerous..................even with safety equipment. I say this from experience. Link to post Share on other sites
creepingfear Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 When defending a building and are about to be shot to hell because the home team don't like to loose, Jaffa Cakes are as important as a M249 and a boxmag of ammo. Jaffa Cakes? Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 The term 'Event Organisation' is a paradox. It is also a spelling error. ha ha, no its not! two countries, separated by a common language... Link to post Share on other sites
HeartBreaker1317 Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Ha Oscar Wilde! And the Atlantic Ocean, mustn't forget that. Link to post Share on other sites
aeviv Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Until proved otherwise, your in range Sometimes listening to the guy ordering people about WILL win you the game No matter how much you try or how much gear you buy, some players will always be better than you Link to post Share on other sites
zard Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Watch out for the quiet guy in the corner. If you were walking with a group of people (nicely spaced out, obviously), then you turn around to find them nowhere in sight, you may wish to consider ducking. Link to post Share on other sites
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