mig_eater Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 1. Have a real firefight and live to tell the tale 2. see the look on a jehovias witness face if you invite them in for a cup of tea 3. have time to enjoy life rather than study and getting grilled by teachers on a regular basis ----------- i'm a wiccan, guilty as charged but put that stake down Cheers Mig Link to post Share on other sites
jay bee Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Just so you know, nitrogen expands in a vacuum, so if there is still bits of it floating around in your blood stream parts of you may pop... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Most things expand in a vacuum i believe... I may be mistaken... Link to post Share on other sites
jay bee Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 1. Have a real firefight and live to tell the tale 2. see the look on a jehovias witness face if you invite them in for a cup of tea 3. have time to enjoy life rather than study and getting grilled by teachers on a regular basis ----------- i'm a wiccan, guilty as charged but put that stake down Cheers Mig <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nice one. I always found the best way to make jehovias witnesses go away is to say the 3 words that it is so hard to say... And they are - 'I am gay' Easy Salespeople and that really ###### me off, as Alma Geddon from the scary bitches once sung - 'why do they find it so amazing, that I dont want, double f**king glazing??' Link to post Share on other sites
McMadkat Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Anything that has pressure wil expand in a vacuum yes. So you will explode from the indside out.....messy... Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 1. Have a real firefight and live to tell the tale <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm sure most people who'd seen combat would give you a slap round the head for saying that. Not all of them, but 99% perhaps. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Just so you know, nitrogen expands in a vacuum, so if there is still bits of it floating around in your blood stream parts of you may pop... I kinda geussed that (done a scuba diving course an i kinda dropped out of it 9/10 of the way as well do'h) So obviously i'd be in a coffin just case things did go pop Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 You scuba dived in a vacuum? I bet that stung in the morning. Link to post Share on other sites
ColdZer0 Posted July 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 You scuba dived in a vacuum? I bet that stung in the morning. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ewe. Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 see the look on a jehovias witness face if you invite them in for a cup of tea Believe it or not i have invited in and had arguements with jehovas witnesses before. they go like this... JW: Hello sir may I hask if you are a practicing christian Me: Why yes I am, Church of England. JW: Do you realise that your soul will be eternaly damned if you do not become a jehovas witness. Me: Do you believe that there are only thirty thousand places in heaven? JW: Yes, that is one of the reasons that we must save as many people as we can. Me: So if you convert me, aren't you worried that I may take your place? JW: no, by converting you I am securing my place in heaven. Me: But what if I convert more that you? Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticMag Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 0 - Fall in love with a nice, caring, and hopefully beautiful woman (aiming for all three here) and marry her 1 - Have kids (not yet - no significant other I would want to do it with, but the urge is sure there) 2 - Travel to Russia, France (done), Canada (done), Bermuda (done), Italy, China, Columbia, Denmark, the U.K. 3 - Learn Russian, Serbian (working on it), Chinese, French (done) 4 - Have wild, unbridled, passionate sex with someone I actually care about (yet to happen - I don't have the best luck in terms of decent relationships) 5 - Buy a sailboat (a Laser would be nice) 6 - Buy a DeLorean (yes, the Back to the Future car) 7 - Learn to swing dance (learning to DANCE first would help) 8 - Die in the throes of madly amazing carnal sex (not yet) Link to post Share on other sites
Krazy L Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Learn to ballroom dance, properly. Star in a film. Scuba Dive on the barrier reef <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I did these two and I must say it was quit fun. anyway... chinese twins (sorry couldnt resist J/K) sell my Idea for a new multi purpose ammo to a big name company. (I am in the test phase as we speak) finish my new assualt rifle project with Hk ( well it might be colt. design goes up in a few months for BATFE liscense and then the proto type is to be built I hope) Open a gun store with my dad ( it is on its way. C&C armories) finish my class 3 collection (Im working on it) finish my ww2 collection (done. every gun every used in ww2 minus mg34 and a fewe french guns but hay who like french guns besides the famas) get married to a...errr...very close friend who I love but cant seem to find a way to tell her. (I am er very far from this one) find the meaning of life (done. the meaning of life is life itself) deep eh! Link to post Share on other sites
snake_goth Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 list; become good at FLASH and drawing get the hell out of the UK and into the USA: soon... SOOOOOOON!!.... join the army: soon as i get into the USA get into SF's get maried have kids destroy a entire building: i have comepletely kicked a door in, but thats only a door HALO from a helicopter own class 3 weapons find the key to eternal life: okay thats cheating but... meh Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 I always remember Bill Bailey on his Part Troll tour, when he was asked what would he like to do before he died? His answer? "Lunge wildly at the Pope!" Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 My list so far, more may be added later: -Ride Harleys across the USA with Ghost_Rider -Build or customise my own motorcycle -sit in a Lamborghini -Fire a real steel -Have my portrait done nude, either painted or photographed -Visit Egypt, Mexico, Iceland, Tokyo and the Carpathian mountains -Learn a martial art -Learn a second language fluently -Own a crossbow, and get good at using it -Wear either chain mail or plate armour -Learn to ski or snowboard -own a pair of Vivienne Westwood "Staggerers" -Swim with Sharks -Learn to fight with bladed weapons -Read as many works of classic literature as I can And a few other things that I dont want to put here, but only because they're very personal. Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticMag Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Personal? This is the internet - nothing's personal. Chances are most claims are utter ######! Link to post Share on other sites
Kosac Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Run an Alpacha farm Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 hey hardcore if you wanna learn how to fight with a bladed weapon learn bushido. back on topic: some more to add to the list stealthily break into someones house and get out without being seen. sleep well at night. fire a TOP M60 buy CKY's new album thats all at the moment. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Personal? This is the internet - nothing's personal. Chances are most claims are utter ######! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, they're just some quite spiritual things that I'm not too comfortable discussing. hey hardcore if you wanna learn how to fight with a bladed weapon learn bushido. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Will that make me a ninja? I wanna be a ninja dammit! Some more: -host a huge medieval banquet for all my family and friends; roast piggy for all! -ride a camel when I'm in Egypt -Stay out all night under the stars -Have a family (but not before 30) -Finally finish that film script I started writing Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 ahh hardcore to train as a ninja learn either ninjutsu or ninpo. sowee i think i've mentioned it in the martial arts thread here take a look. martial arts thread Link to post Share on other sites
mower Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 i want to do something significant with my life and be remembered for it even if its just for something small i want too make a difference in this world oh and ghost rider ive been scuba diving on the great barrier reef and it is beautiful, you will enjoy it even though i didnt as i am mildly claustraphobic and paniced in the scuba gear beacause my breathing was restricted. ive gotta say though im still glad i did it and if you want too i sugest geting a trip out of cairns its the best place too do it from and you can go and see the croc farms too etc. Link to post Share on other sites
jay bee Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 list; become good at FLASH and drawing get the hell out of the UK and into the USA: soon... SOOOOOOON!!.... join the army: soon as i get into the USA get into SF's get maried have kids destroy a entire building: i have comepletely kicked a door in, but thats only a door HALO from a helicopter own class 3 weapons find the key to eternal life: okay thats cheating but... meh <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You would probably have more chance of staying alive if you were in the british army... Link to post Share on other sites
wasnotgod Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Great topic zero. 1) spend a year in japan,s mountains with nothing but the cloths on my back, just to see if i can do without material things and friends and family. 2) Visit and spend time in antarctica watching whales and penguins. 3) live to see the arrival of alians who disprove all religion 4) kill someone who deserves it ( child killer, rapist) to see how it feels 5) Walk the road of bones in siberia Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 I want to go out with a bang To die for nothing, is to live for nothing. Link to post Share on other sites
Kosac Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 i want to go to the Falklands maybe disarm some mines there. Also would like to meet Kofi Annan Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 I want to go out with a bang To die for nothing, is to live for nothing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "hands soloman a live hand grenade" Night_raven Link to post Share on other sites
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