Kukailimoku Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 That lucky squirrell has an AKS-74....NO WAIT! I MEAN: THAT'S HORRID! HORRID I SAY! ....lucky ######..... Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 I know- I'm torn between righteous indignation and admiration at that impressive armoury... bloody grey squirrel with all those cool guns....I shall write to the times about this... Link to post Share on other sites
clmwrx Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 you know what the U.K.'s government shouldnt be worrying about airsoft ITS those damn rodents out there that are the real problem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Ummm: COBRA is the joint meeting of the secretary of state security and also the main party, its held in a bunker underneath parliment. As for the terrorist squirrel i say shoot them (yes you can shoot them with an air rifle it is perfectly legal) *loads air rifle* right who wants squirrel meat tonight ? anyone squirrel meat no .. oh well more for me Link to post Share on other sites
clmwrx Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 i want mine medium rare Link to post Share on other sites
Psaldorn Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Hedgehogs are so cute.. shame about the Ticks Edit: Why do I always seem to start new pages? The first post on a page gets ignored usually - apart from Page 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Shin_Kudo Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Am I the only one who finds it totally obvious that this page is satire? Take a look at the Bush office, or the Michael Jackson bedroom, it's clear that this person is making fun of the braindead morons who tend to have similar sites. Link to post Share on other sites
Rapier Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Americans are gonna hate me for this post, but some of them asked wether we have car, computers or swimmingpools in Spain, so i dont care. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you have a computer? Sorry, I couldn't help my self. Ya, our educational system sucks. Most of us know it. Hell, Jay Lenno does a weekly bit where he goes out and video tapes people being asked questions any of us here could answer in our sleep, but these people are like the ones Chas refers to. The don't know who the President is, they think Tony Blair is an actor in hollywood and half of them can't even read. For another good laugh at morons check out "Street Smarts", it's an entire game show about guessing which of 3 people interviewed is the dumbest! Link to post Share on other sites
Foxtrot Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 thats the yanks for you, i dont wanna sound offencive but from my experince most are big headed and thick. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're right - the majority of America are f'ing idiots. I Am an American, and I say this. To prove my point - why couldnt HALF of America come out and vote last year? (Not saying for who - but in general.) have you ever been to the deep south??? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats the Stars and Bars my friend - not the Stars and Stripes. Goes along with Git-r-Done too. As for the whole thread - this is rediclous. I mean, seriously just rediclous, why would ANYONE -EVER- do that? Thats not patriot, thats being an IDIOT... with way too much free time. Link to post Share on other sites
mee Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 You're right - the majority of America are f'ing idiots. I Am an American, and I say this. To prove my point - why couldnt HALF of America come out and vote last year? (Not saying for who - but in general.) I agree. Edit: sry, i'm a bit to stupid to get the quotes to work. Link to post Share on other sites
Psaldorn Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 Just click "Reply" on the post you want to quote and it automatically includes teh codes you need. If you want to quote many people, use the "quote" button to 'tag' the ones to quote, then press "AddReply" and the quotes are automatically added. Hope that helps Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticMag Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 Am I the only one who finds it totally obvious that this page is satire? Take a look at the Bush office, or the Michael Jackson bedroom, it's clear that this person is making fun of the braindead morons who tend to have similar sites. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, this person is sad and serious. And it hurts. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 It's not really worth taking the mick out of Americans. They do it so well themselves. Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticMag Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 Thanks, Sledge. I love you too. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 Oh, don't be like that. It's not like I mocked your president or anything. Don't really need to, do I? Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticMag Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 No, he does it well enough on his own. Hey, I didn't vote for him. Just like 48% of the country if oyu believe the results. Link to post Share on other sites
mower Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 i feel sorry for the poor squirel, you JUST DONT dress up vermin in dresses, poor things probably scared witless Link to post Share on other sites
jojo Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 You're right - the majority of America are f'ing idiots. I Am an American, and I say this. To prove my point - why couldnt HALF of America come out and vote last year? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I agree. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL at last two americans that agree, you are obviousely very inteligent and should be looked upon as gods in the US Link to post Share on other sites
snowman Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 i feel sorry for the poor squirel, you JUST DONT dress up vermin in dresses.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't know - Have you seen Girls Aloud? Cheers. Link to post Share on other sites
jojo Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 I don't know - Have you seen Girls Aloud? Cheers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LMAO. very good point, there almost as ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigreedo Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 The majority of the world are idiots. Case settled. Link to post Share on other sites
jojo Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 The majority of the world are idiots. Case settled. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> no, i think youll find the majority of idiots are in the US. i have proof read the other posts by other yanks above (plus ive seen some clips from american pop idol, that said it all ) thank you come again Link to post Share on other sites
duckares Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 CNN News Flash: According to unspecified State Department source, a number of Grey Squirrels currently on the FBI Terrorism Watch-list have evaded surveillance. Raids on known Grey Squirrel hide-outs in New York City have uncovered detail plans of the Chunnel and Big Ben. Manuals on Acorn-Toxin weapons & Red Squirrel disguises were also seized during the FBI operations. FBI Director declined to comment. Please stayed tuned for the most up-to-date news on CNN... Link to post Share on other sites
ferg981 Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 that whole squirrel thing is kinda twisted really Link to post Share on other sites
Butter18c Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 I dunno... I'm sure I can see a little smile on his face He wants to go faster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ROFLLMAO. I swear that is the funniest thing ive seen in a while. You get a +1 rep BTW, I'm going to take a wild guess, and say that the squirrel would've rather been killed in that tree falling than what hes doing now. I do admire his mad expert marksman rating though... Link to post Share on other sites
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