rocky164 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 OK, if they're not too personal, and you feel like giving someone a laugh, post your most embarrasing moments here, but keep it clean! Cheers, Rocky Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Post some of yours first. Link to post Share on other sites
hippiehater44 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 me and my friend stole a turtle out of the kindergarten class when we were in third grade Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 The first person I slept with was my best friend's Fiancee. That was embarrassing. Snoring very loudly in class. Intentional, but somewhat embarrassing. And not my embarrassment, but last night: I was at a party, and I was out on the balcony smoking a cigarette. There were a lot of people on this balcony. I set my unopened beer on the rail. A few minutes later, I saw a guy trying to sneak it into his pocket. It wouldn't fit, so he handed it to this girl, and she slipped it into her purse, and they continued standing there. So I waited until I had finished my cigarette walked over to the ledge and flicked it off. Then as I was walking away, I grabbed my beer out of her purse. She said "Hey!... oh... sorry." and turned red, knowing I had caught them.. I didn't care, but I thought it was funny, so I told her not to worry about it, and cracked it open and rejoined the party. I thought it was funny. Maybe you had to be there. Aaron Link to post Share on other sites
sprayerhunter22 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Not really embarassing either, but it was another "you had to be there." A few years back in band class (dont even start with the "this one time, at band camp" thing), I was putting my music folder in the bin. The bin was above some dresser thing that all the flute players put their instruments away in. Anyways, there were two girls in front of the drawers, so i had to sort of lean over and put my folder away. As i did this, one of the girls slammed a drawer shut, effectively guillotining my ####! (minus the whole, cutting off thing) I know thats not really embarassing, but what was was when I was practically screaming with my hand clutching my pulverized ####, while the extremely hot wang murdering girl gives me a "what the heck is your problem?" kind of looks. Link to post Share on other sites
davedawg123 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 The first person I slept with was my best friend's Fiancee. That was embarrassing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I presume you didn't know, which is why you were embarrassed? And also, is he still your best friend? Link to post Share on other sites
bernie3674 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 my thing... our school has a Harry Potter club, and the club president is a girl that very close to me. then one day after school, me and my friend went to liquor store for some soda(end of week celebration), and that girl is walking in front of us, then one of my friend was talk bad thing about that Harry Potter Club, and ask me to shot the club leader so he can have a mark on his head like Harry Potter, then I told him it is a girl... before I finish my word, he said"what, girls can't be leaders!" then I am like "wtf? mate? the girl is right in front of us" then she turn back, and look at us, my friend then ask her, "hey are u the president of Harry Potter Club?"(by the time I hope he can say sorry to her), then she said"yes", and the next sentence my friend said, "HA! FAG!!" in her face......then she run away.....damn ,That was embarrassing..... Link to post Share on other sites
Gene Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 my thing... our school has a Harry Potter club<{POST_SNAPBACK}> wow dude. You win hands down. Link to post Share on other sites
hippiehater44 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 wow dude. You win hands down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
bernie3674 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 so anymore? anyone ? come on guys! it just for fun Link to post Share on other sites
BakaBox Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 my thing... our school has a Harry Potter club, and the club president is a girl that very close to me. then one day after school, me and my friend went to liquor store for some soda(end of week celebration), and that girl is walking in front of us, then one of my friend was talk bad thing about that Harry Potter Club, and ask me to shot the club leader so he can have a mark on his head like Harry Potter, then I told him it is a girl... before I finish my word, he said"what, girls can't be leaders!" then I am like "wtf? mate? the girl is right in front of us" then she turn back, and look at us, my friend then ask her, "hey are u the president of Harry Potter Club?"(by the time I hope he can say sorry to her), then she said"yes", and the next sentence my friend said, "HA! FAG!!" in her face......then she run away.....damn ,That was embarrassing..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Um... You could have done something. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 My friends and I were walking around this small lake at night, and I realise I have to take a leak. So I end up walking up next to this guy fishing, whip it out, and proceed to urinate. I didn't see the guy, but my friends did. Link to post Share on other sites
bernie3674 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Um... You could have done something. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> in the very next day, i spend 10 minutes apologize to her(and it's not my fault), and I have to help her and her friends on math, cuz she suck at math and I am Asian, I am good at math:) Link to post Share on other sites
BakaBox Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 You being Asian has sooo much to do with you being good at math... Link to post Share on other sites
bernie3674 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 You being Asian has sooo much to do with you being good at math... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> so ture, even my dad is bitching me about the airsoft gun ( i brought it use my own money) and he wants me to shoot real steel! edit: it doesn't make sense Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 I got so drunk I went missing for an hour and was finally found passed out in a toilet. Link to post Share on other sites
rocky164 Posted August 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Post some of yours first. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmm, Getting changed for P.E. in Play School or something (can't remember the year) and after taking down my trousers realising I'd forgotten to put on underpants ... Satisfied... Now yours... I got so drunk I went missing for an hour and was finally found passed out in a toilet. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmm, I got drunk one night in france and then my mate offered me a cigarette (God Bless Her), don't know why but i took it, and afterwards, discovered my parents were walking round the same park that we were in... I don't know if they saw me, and if they did, they haven't mentioned it, but it was pretty worrying... I'm 16, but parents don't always see things that way, do they Oops Link to post Share on other sites
screamin_weasel Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 not the omst embarrassing, btu i cant remember most things, as most embarrassing stuff happens when i am completely paraletic. i went out on saturday night, for my band mates birthday, andgot suitably annhialated. i got home, got in bed, and laying there not being able to sleep, i picked my guitar up and laid in bed playing. i then fell asleep. i woke up in the morning SLEEPING WITH MY GUITAR. now, i love my guitars, but this could be perceived as a bit weird. however, i feel this thread is dead after that dude admitted being at a school with a harry potter club. it cannot be beaten. Link to post Share on other sites
YounG ChristoV Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 running through a french door that was closed. that hurt. Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 gettin caught by girls parents ... nearly died of emmbaressment. Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 i was in a band called the sticky back spastics and the lead guitarist was wearing a flower pressed dress as a laugh and he fell of stage and landed upside down with his balls showing it was an embarresment for all of us i never wanna repeat it again. Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Just little things ive said by mistake. Like at AG05 on sunday afternoon i meant to say "you see that? i owned that pool table last night!" It came out as "you see me rape the pool table last night?" Cazboab didnt help by saying "so thats why its wobbly..." Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 gettin caught by girls parents ... nearly died of emmbaressment. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What were you doing? Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 What were you doing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ... 3 letters... first letter beggining of my real name *legs it* Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 set? is that it. Link to post Share on other sites
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