rizzo Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 ... 3 letters... first letter beggining of my real name *legs it* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm gonna show your mummy Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 I'm gonna show your mummy <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hello im 16 now .. legal age Link to post Share on other sites
Billy210 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 I got so drunk I went missing for an hour and was finally found passed out in a toilet. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ouch EDIT: Oh, yeah... I got kegged in PE in front of every girl in my year. At my first skirmish, I asked which team I was on when I'd just been given a blue armband. At my first skirmish, I shot a sniper who was on my own team At my first skirmish, I looked in the hop chambers of every rental AEG I tried to see what was in there. I once got very drunk, puked six times in an hour, then went hedge-jumping with a friend, and woke up on the floor in his house the next morning stinking and covered in leaves and bits of toilet paper. I have a tendency to embarrass myself. Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 I presume you didn't know, which is why you were embarrassed? And also, is he still your best friend? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Your presumption is false! I did know. He's still my friend. We hang out a lot. And he's done ###### like that to me too, so we get over it. Aaron Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Your presumption is false! I did know. He's still my friend. We hang out a lot. And he's done ###### like that to me too, so we get over it. Aaron <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Glad to hear your ok though, ...... where did ya get shot arm, leg or summin ? Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Ouch I got kegged in PE in front of every girl in my year. I have a tendency to embarrass myself. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What is 'kegged'? Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Glad to hear your ok though, ...... where did ya get shot arm, leg or summin ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If I post where I got shot no one will believe me. Long story short, the only reason I'm alive is I live 10 minutes from the #1 trauma center in the Pacific NW. I'll PM you, because I'm not telling the story again. Aaron Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 PM me the story please!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Big Shot Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 In second grade I was trying to explain intercourse to a friend. I illustrated highly detailed diagrams on a piece of paper that I assumed was blank. Later on I turned in my homework and as the teacher placed the paper in her folder I saw the other side and, well, you can guess what was on it. Damn, I used to suck at drawing back then. Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 oooo that must of been embarrasing. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 I fell into a mudbank. With all my gear on. I spent the next half hour washing mysef off. Then an old chinese man in a motorbike came along and told my to watch out because the riverbank was very slippery. Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jebus Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Posting the Banathon gif. Neither the time nor place. Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 I'm shít scared of moths. Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 keep getting asked if thats me in my avatar Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jebus Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Shoot them with a socom. They tend to flood into my room at night should I leave the window open The're pissing of arn't they? Link to post Share on other sites
DrewLawson Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 I believe you expvideo..... Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Another embarresment moment. when i was walking to my girls house an in my steel case was my glock. when i get to her place she goes to me "whats inthe case" an i replied "my glock" and when i opend it there was the glock and 2 condoms, .. just at that moment her dad walked in and he started laughing. Link to post Share on other sites
rotoruaboy Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Another embarresment moment. when i was walking to my girls house an in my steel case was my glock. when i get to her place she goes to me "whats inthe case" an i replied "my glock" and when i opend it there was the glock and 2 condoms, .. just at that moment her dad walked in and he started laughing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hmmm, why did u have to keep your condoms with your glock Link to post Share on other sites
ColDaz Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Haha, that made me laugh. Too much. My head hurts. Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 hmmm, why did u have to keep your condoms with your glock <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I didnt know they were in their, ... i dont even re-call putting them in. but my girls dad saw the humerous side of it all. Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 I believe you expvideo..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks. I really appreciate that. I didnt know they were in their, ... i dont even re-call putting them in. but my girls dad saw the humerous side of it all. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lol, that reminds me... I was at a party, and my gun started to slip down my pants... I looked like an idiot trying to save it. Awkward. Link to post Share on other sites
CommandoBoy Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 I fell on my *albatross* at school. Everybody laughed at me. Then the punk who started to laugh got pushed on the ground by my and I kicked him in the balls. I got sent to the pornciples office. WHy did I put porn instead of prin, because we walked on him once and saw him look at porn on his personal laptop. Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Big Shot Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 And why was your gun in your pants at a party xpvideo? Link to post Share on other sites
CommandoBoy Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 And why was your gun in your pants at a party xpvideo? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He was an undercover cop. And instead of pulling out his gun because of teenage drinking, he pulled out his...errrhh. You know. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 It wasn't, he was just pleased to see you. Link to post Share on other sites
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