shmook Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 And, you know, not killing folk while driving . Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Hey, I'll have you know, I am da bomb on Colin McCray rally, after ten steam boats. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 I'm on one month of being sober, I think I'd rather have no internet than this no boose bs. Good for you buddy, I just broke 11 years and it does get easier. So, there is a Unimog U900 on the internet right now for £8,000. I do not have £8000. Because of IVF and my wife needing to get her teeth un*fruitcage*ed. That is annoying. Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Well, congrats on one month. Is there a long term goal? Just think of the positive impact it must be having on your wallet and health.Nope, not concerned with the wallet or my health.And, you know, not killing folk while driving ######.I was on an empty road, I'm always on empty roads, cop was hiding which is against the "rules" Good for you buddy, I just broke 11 years and it does get easier. So, there is a Unimog U900 on the internet right now for £8,000. I do not have £8000. Because of IVF and my wife needing to get her teeth un*fruitcage*ed. That is annoying. My father has been sober for 33 years and he's still a jackass. To him anyone that has a drink in their life makes them an alcoholic. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 I was on an empty road, I'm always on empty roads, cop was hiding which is against the "rules" You just come across as a cock here. Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 You just come across as a cock here.Did I ever ask what people thought of me?Don't like me block/ignore me, don't want to do that do like I said 2 months ago. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Good for you buddy, I just broke 11 years and it does get easier. So, there is a Unimog U900 on the internet right now for £8,000. I do not have £8000. Because of IVF and my wife needing to get her teeth un*fruitcage*ed. That is annoying. Shame, you definitely won't be buying this then: Chieftain Mk 5 Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 cop was hiding which is against the "rules" And you were DUI, which is against the "law" Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Stocktaking at work. I expect we won't get off work until about 10. Excellent. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Just what you need on a Friday Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Stock take is always a friday, cause then you can overspill into the Saturday when things have gone majorly Pete tong and not disrupt 'normal' business too much. I've got mine in a few weeks, sad times. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Yep. And our company shuts off the computer system at 8 so we have to do the Saturday. It's bull *suitcase*. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 That's pants on head stupid. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Yup. Doesn't stop us continuing the physical aspect until whenever and then turning up early to bash through the inputting and discrepancy checks then disappearing asap. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Saturday = overtime though. Doesn't it...? Link to post Share on other sites
Got Wood? Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Me and my manager went to get our hair cut at lunch. His needed a re do but I've been assured mines okay. She turned out to be much more racist than I thought she was though... Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 I can't wait until hair cutting is performed by robots. Got to be way quicker, probably cheaper. Don't have to deal with racist hair dressers, no small talk e.t.c. Just watch a bit of TV and you're out of there. We can do all sorts of intricate surgery with robots, hair cutting robots have to be in the pipeline. You'd make a killing with a shop full of them. In fact, you could have hair cutting kiosks. Put them in all sorts of awkward spaces no one else wants. You'd only need somewhere the size of a decent sized WC I reckon. Brb, going to invest in hair cutting robots. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 I cut my own. Don't have much anyway, but *badger*s to walking into town and waiting! Edit 2, hair cutting robots? Basically the start of skynet if tou ask me... Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 *Robot voice* You. Have. Selected. Grade. 3. Selection. Override. Loading. Razor. Shaved. All. Over. You. Won't. Need. Hair. When. The. Nukes. Hit. Thank. You. For. Your. Custom. Have. A. Nice. Day. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Fun fact: One of the oldest jokes in the world is: "A man goes to get his hair cut, and the hair cutter asks: How would you like it cut?" The answer, unfortunately, is lost to time, but there's a strong theory it might have been "In silence." Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Saturday = overtime though. Doesn't it...? PAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA! No. Am proper management now so I'm salaried and as such overtime isn't paid for such things. I'm having a bit of extra time in lieu though in the form of going to an airsoft shop while on an extended lunch break. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 I remember when I was around 17/18, I used to get my hair cut in a town about 20 minutes drive away. It was totally worth it as there used to be a super hot older* hairdresser there. What made it worth it was the fact she would take every opportunity to properly press her exquisite breasts in to the back of your head. The first couple of times you thought "wow, did... Did she just do that?" Then it was "ooh, I'm totally having my hair cut here forever, whatever the cost!" Good times *probably in her early 30's, so mega old when you're 18... Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 I think that's taught on day one of hair dressing school. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 It's not the same when it's a bloke though. A bony sternum doesn't have the same effect on me... Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 And no one enjoys a firm pair of moobs resting gently on their shoulders. Link to post Share on other sites
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