shmook Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Well, you say 'no one'... Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Where is fireknife anyway? Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Was actually thinking that today. Not seen him here for ages. Probably in someone's basement, clad in latex and with a ball gag in his mouth. For the last 6 months or so. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Probably on the back of a door somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites
Got Wood? Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 I had a massage like that once. Me face down, her hands go down the back and then boop, a little bump on the back of the head! Lovely... Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 I remember when I was around 17/18, I used to get my hair cut in a town about 20 minutes drive away. It was totally worth it as there used to be a super hot older* hairdresser there. What made it worth it was the fact she would take every opportunity to properly press her exquisite breasts in to the back of your head. The first couple of times you thought "wow, did... Did she just do that?" Then it was "ooh, I'm totally having my hair cut here forever, whatever the cost!" Good times *probably in her early 30's, so mega old when you're 18... My dentist bumps me with her boobs. Sexiest one was the optometrist who touched my nose with hers and then exhaled as I inhaled. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 Worst dentist I've ever had was the 28 year old Irish lass who looked like Keira Knightley if she had DDs.Worst because I was too tall for the chair, and as she worked her breasts ended up covering my eyes.Here's the funny thing about dentist's chairs: They tend to recline and have a *fruitcage* spotlight on you so your chances of hiding an erection are 0%. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 'It's just the zip' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 'It's just the ztip' Fixed Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 Waited too long being an indecisive twat, and now the LCT rpk-74m model is sold out where I could have gotten it for under 280 dollars. Next year I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 Dang that sucks and lolz I'm not racist I just hate everybody. (protip when a black kid at school calls you racist for telling him he's a *Ubar* the school really doesn't like your defense of not being racist including the relevant FMJ quote) Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 Clearly the youth is not watching the proper films these days. I just should have realized they probably only had 1 of the rpk74m model left after fulfilling whatever preorders they had. Just would help if certain sites actually showed inventory. The older rpk model is left, and I would have to reorient the wiring to save buying another battery if I did get it. As for dentist assistants/haircutters, never got that sort of luck. Link to post Share on other sites
Got Wood? Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 More problems with the car, this time, I started it up, and it only turned over once and that was it. Reset the key, try again, just one attempt from the starter and then nothing until you turn the key again. Did this once before, and if you leave it about 20 minutes, it starts up fine. No idea! But probably the end of the road for my car soon Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Bat flattery. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 "why, Mr pipistrelle, you are looking particularly fine this evening." Link to post Share on other sites
Got Wood? Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Bat flattery. Not that, as the car starts up just fine 20 minutes later? It only tries to start once, it doesn't keep going until there's no power. The first turn is decent, but its the only one Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Faulty starter motor? Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 What hedge said. Solenoid sticking, or loose connection perhaps? Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Next time it does it, get a hammer and smack the starter. If it fires its the solenoid. Link to post Share on other sites
Got Wood? Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Yeah, will try that. Sadly looking it up a new starter is gonna set me back about £250. The cars worth roughly £200 thanks to a dent in the door making it a cat c, and me taking £700 payout instead of having the car scrapped at £900. Time to shop I think Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 What car is it? Link to post Share on other sites
Got Wood? Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Hyundai coupe Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Ta. Second hand starter motor for cheaper? Link to post Share on other sites
Got Wood? Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Maybe. I need to get it properly diagnosed first and see what needs doing before I buy any parts. Thanks though Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Just got in from a 13 and a half hour solid shift. Basically we've sod all kitchen staff because we don't pay that well, particularly considering volumes Link to post Share on other sites
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