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Most surreal airsoft moments


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I was playing a night game in my yard once. It was completely dark, and you couldn't see anything except this one strip of our side driveway which was illuminated by a light on the house. Anyway, my friend and I were laying behind a row of shrubs in ambush. We knew they were coming our way, but they knew we were in the general area so they were being as careful as humanly possible, not to give away their exact position as we had them outgunned a bit. (AEG's for us and shotguns for them) Anyway, we had been sitting there for about 15 minutes trying to get a good view of them, when all of a suddon, something white and about a foot across comes from their direction. I immediately thought...ok...wtf is that? It landed about a foot in front of me when I realised that it was a beachball that had rolled down from the pool...Apparently they were trying to get us to open fire on it or give away our position somehow. :blink: It almost worked too...I couldn't help but laugh.

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one time someone through a smoke grenade at a 250+ person game. i saw the smoke and heard "fire!" from our commander. so i emptied my mag in that direction and someone went "cease fire!".

 

by then i was confused and i heard someone go "theres a real fire!" luckily it was small and someone stepped it out.

 

still gave me a laugh.

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OK, mine:

 

1) Sitting in a semi-perfect ambush position (it was in a bare spot of a clump of trees), being a lone ranger, and having 15 guys from the opposite team at OP: Iron Justice. I'm in MARPAT, and OD gear with (the formerly) mine SOPMOD M4A1 (unpainted). They swarm all around me, literally walking a few feet in front of me, and finally group up.

 

I wasted them all with 20 seconds of continuous fire.

 

2) Sitting in a treeline, and then seeing about twenty BBs fly by my head seriously not 4 inches away from my face. I nearly shat my pants.

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So, we were skirmishin' in the woods a month ago. My team on one side of the road, enemy team on the other. We're poppin' bbs like crazy and guess what? A darn civilian on a bike almost rode in the line of fire. He stopped, waited til we duked it out (yeah, nobody had an idea to give "cease fire" order...) and then he got on his bike and left in the direction he was heading.

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Watched two people at the skirmish site I go to have a test fire and two of their BB's hit each other!

 

Then at the same site I was casually creeping past a bush when I heard from inside it "Now I can either shove this gun up your *albartroth* or shoot you" I took option 3 and surrendered. ;)

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Someone had dropped a pornopraphic magazine on the field where we use to play.  We just stopped playing and all crowded around.  :D  ;)  :waggle:

Haha, that happend at the local urban site too.

 

Except it was a vintage porno mag, iirc it was black and white too :D

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Haha, that happend at the local urban site too.

 

Except it was a vintage porno mag, iirc it was black and white too :D

 

vintage wouldnt that be like them showing there ankles or something :D

 

Yeer but if you rake the mag out, there is no gas suply, so it wouldn't fire.

thats true how come i never remembered that hmmm (if it was a springer the bb would still be in the gun even if you take out the mag)

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Local filmaker got a permit to shoot some footage for a short he is working on in an industrial area right in the city center today, and me and a bunch of our crew got to act as extras in full gear with guns and all... running around downtown with full police permission all gunned up... very surreal and verrrrrrrrry coooooooooool :D

 

I'm hopeing the stills will be up on our site soon

 

WNYAL

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I dodged a BB from a pistol at 2 yards on a room entry at the Werks... then got a double tap from the same guy in the chest :( too slow.

 

I also walked in on the enemy spawn point and hosed most of the 11 man team, (Basho had got 3 or 4 i think) and scince i was standing on their spawn point they couldnt regen, I saluted them as they filed past to their other one..... that Basho took five minutes later.

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Local filmaker got a permit to shoot some footage for a short he is working on in an industrial area right in the city center today, and me and a bunch of our crew got to act as extras in full gear with guns and all... running around downtown with full police permission all gunned up... very surreal and verrrrrrrrry coooooooooool :D

 

I'm hopeing the stills will be up on our site soon

 

WNYAL

 

Thats awesome.

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surreal

adj.

 

1. Having qualities attributed to or associated with surrealism: “Even with most facilities shut down... a few mavericks managed to slip into the park to sample the almost surreal emptiness before the shutdown ended.” (Peter H. King).

2. Having an oddly dreamlike quality.

 

 

Alot of these posts have nothing to do with the title, just though id give out a definition for those of you that evidently dont know what surreal means.

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