otherrandomhero Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 ...okayyy donut, how about we just keep that between you and me okay? Link to post Share on other sites
Donut Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 O yeah, I guess I should've explained first... Other than me having a gender identity crisis, I'm a swimmer. So I need to (well, it's not really needed but I just do anyways) shave my legs often Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 Suuuuure, just keep telling yourself that. Link to post Share on other sites
hippiehater44 Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 i was bowling today with my hand swollen first ball i throw my ball does not come off my fingers and well yeah fell into the lane Link to post Share on other sites
thomasw Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 Well yesterday I was right about to sneeze when someone snapped a picture, and I was in it..... And now you guys get to see the outcome. Link to post Share on other sites
MagicalNinjaBuddy Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 The things I could Photoshop into that mouth... Link to post Share on other sites
dismemberd Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 The things I could Photoshop into that mouth... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What, like a cheeseburger? Link to post Share on other sites
0nslaught Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 What, like a cheeseburger? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> maybe a pop sickle! Link to post Share on other sites
thomasw Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Roflmao. My friend showed me some pictures from the Toyota Supra forums he is on, and people photoshopped pornstar action shots but made them G rated. One was a girl with a photoshopped white T on that said "gamer 4 life", and her mouth was open. Her hand was on an "atari controller". It was funny as hell. Link to post Share on other sites
Predator_2k Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 This is the best thread EVER. Err Embarrassing stories; This is all i can think of atm but I don't think it's very embarrassing; I've woken up after a night of drinking heavily, In Germany with friends on a school trip to find me and my duvet covered in liquid, which I at the time due to being drunk and having some stand over me was someone weeing on me , Never did find out if I had wet myself or not or if someone had weed on me ahaha. Though the cunning 'friends' decided to embarrass me in front of people I didn't know on the plane back, due to being very tired and hungover I fell asleep on the plane and they pured water on my crotch to which I woke up and swiftly covered, I ahd my headphones in so i couldn't hear them laughing and I thought I had wet myself. I then thumbed as to what to do before one of them turned and said 'you allright?' in that sort of knowing voice I looked at them and thought Oh shi... they know then one of them grinned and I realised, it was awkward sitting next to the people on the way back, because they knew and didn't tell me ahaha I have also farted in a girls presence. Whilst she was errr feeling my stomach, needless to say she err got me back ahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 I wookiee called the queen. Admittedly, this was embarassing for the people with me, rather than myself. Link to post Share on other sites
Sh0ty Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 I was playing pool at a friend's house and it was my turn to break. I hit too hard and put my cue through the kid's lamp which rained glass into the felt and cut 3 people. -Sh0ty Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodekill Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 At a dance, I danced with a girl for half an hour, then forgot to get her phone number. Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 At a dance, I danced with a girl for half an hour, then forgot to get her phone number. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh the wonders of myspace! Never miss another phone number Link to post Share on other sites
Deathbringer Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Definatly two cell phone related incedents in my 7th grade year (2 years ago): 1. Middle of literature class, we were reading Tom Sawyer silently. Then out of nowhere, System of a Down's "Cigarro" comes BLARING out of my desk, on full volume. The class was already silent, but I swear it got quieter. Anyways, I didn't think to turn it off until after the part where they sing "can't you see that I love my ****, can't you see that you love my ****" 2. Social studies that same year. My phone was on vibrate mode (and foolishly hidden in my metal desk). Somebody calls me, and VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! the phone starts vibrating in the desk, and it was LOUD. My teacher jumped, but not always the smartest person, when it stopped explained that there was "some construciton going on across the street, and it can get a bit noisy". I just laughed and laughed in my head. Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Aram Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I was on a family vacation in Hawaii. We were on the island maui and my parants went golfing so it was my sister and I in the hotel really bored. We got in a fight since we cooped up in there for so long (around each other for to long) verbal of course. So I took a shower came out with a towel on and I went on the balcony. She ripped off my towel while I was on the balcony and locked the balcony door. So I was bucknaked on the balcony screaming while people were walking by..really embarrassing. Stuck out there for like 15 minutes. No joke. I was really ticked off. Anyways thats my most embarrassing moment. phil Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisWPA Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I was on a family vacation in Hawaii. We were on the island maui and my parants went golfing so it was my sister and I in the hotel really bored. We got in a fight since we cooped up in there for so long (around each other for to long) verbal of course. So I took a shower came out with a towel on and I went on the balcony. She ripped off my towel while I was on the balcony and locked the balcony door. So I was bucknaked on the balcony screaming while people were walking by..really embarrassing. Stuck out there for like 15 minutes. No joke. I was really ticked off. Anyways thats my most embarrassing moment. phil <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats why you dont walk outside with just a towel. Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Aram Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I cant remember, maybe she lured me to go outside or something Link to post Share on other sites
twiglet Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I hope you got her back. Link to post Share on other sites
swannie_2006 Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Talking of embarassing, Graduation party from high school. My first time to drink anything alcoholic. A classmate decided to get me drunk. Just after a couple shots I was lying in front of the venue on the pavement counting stars and concentrating on not throwing up. He came to check on me with his gf and I assured him I was fine. And I also confessed to him I wanted to do his gf during all high school. He took is pretty well Second: A couple of years ago we went out to celebrate the birth of my boss's second child. Everyone went for heavy drinking, mostly Jagermaister. I hate the smell of that drink but I thought why not give it a try. It helped that I had a flu or something so my smell was practically reduced to zero. After 10 rounds of Jager and other drinks we headed home. I was a little unstable on my feet so the guys called my mom to "prepare" for my arrival. She never saw me drunk before (mostly because it happened only once) and she burst out laughing when she saw me. She apparently though I was funny walking on a really curved path from the taxi to the door. My mum is really sympathetic person Distance between the road to door is approx 6 yards. It took me 19 yards walking I didn't feel well so I was "cooling" my head in the garden swagging. Mum checked on me every now and then laughing all the time. Eventually I told her she was a sodding son of a *badgeress* for laughing at me instead of helping. She almost died laughing after that. Cool mum I have Link to post Share on other sites
GaMeFrEAK1018 Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Yesterday, I had a wedgie at work while I was sitting at my desk. Since I didn't want to fix it while sitting at my desk with people around, I figured that I'd go for a quick trip to the bathroom to get things sorted. I'm walking down the hallway to the bathroom when the wedgie was so bad that I was walking funny, so I had to deal with it right then and there. Now, there's a reception area halfway down this hallway on the left that NEVER has ANYONE sitting there except the receptionist early in the morning. Figuring that no one would be there and the coast was already clear, I reached down into the front of my pants with both hands, while walking with my legs out VERY wide and sort of hunched over, maneuvering my boxers. I come up on the reception area with my hands in my pants, grunting, and walking funny when I notice that - yes, you've guessed it - there was someone there with an appointment. I stopped grunting, pulling, and walking crab-esque while he stared at me with a very scared/confused look on. I figured I was too far into it to stop and pretend it didn't happen so I just hobbled past as fast as I could. He got up and left, very quickly... Link to post Share on other sites
-Turner- Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 My top three moments in reverse order... At number three! I was on holiday with my ex-girlfriend and her family. I ended up sharing a room with my ex and her rather attractive cousin which I didn't mind and was quickly asleep. Next thing I know I'm being waken up with both parties giving me evil looks, turned out I'd been saying the cousins name in my sleep and my hand suspiciously disappeared under the blanket... In at number two! A couple of months ago my current GF and myself had a 'few' JD and cokes and well, my GF gets a wee bit 'frisky' after a couple and I was promptly dragged to bed. Well this was about 3 o'clock in the morning and her mum obviously didn't appreciate the noise and burst into the room to tell us to shut it. Seeing her face as she saw me with her daughters legs over my shoulders, could've *fruitcage* died... Finally the moment we've all been waiting for! Yes this ones sort but sweet, it was easter two years ago, me and some mates were eating creme egss and one asked me 'how do you eat yours?' and I quickly responded with 'off your mum' which is dead witty if your mates mum hasn't just died of cancer which you were all too aware of! Worst thing ever... Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 I've just gotten a new one. Trying to explain to a pair of incredibly ###### off GF parents trying to beat me to death at 3am that no, I HADN'T hurt her, I just found her G-spot. Whilst naked, holding her off the ground with her knees hooked over my shoulders. Link to post Share on other sites
-Turner- Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Yup been there, practically the same scenario but I only had a ###### off mum to deal with! Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 It was actually quite funny, up until the father got the cricket bat. Then it was just GF and mum screaming at each other whilst angry sleep-deprived father beat me about the head with a heavy piece of wood. Fun. Link to post Share on other sites
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