Embarrassing moments

[phoenix360mute]

sounds childish to say the least, it would be at least 79.32% more manly if you said either of the following were involved

less sweet and mountain dew

at least 1.7 cans of bear (or .8 bottles of cider)

at least three and a bit pages of pornographic material, with a minimum of all of them stuck together

ect

[otherrandomhero]

Dude, I always have that stuff on me. Of course it was involved.

[nautilus]

scar. so never let it be said i wont take one for the team

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The unwritten airsoft book of the road eh? Jay and Silent Bob would be proud.

 

Well, actually they'd be ****-faced, as always, but still proud.

[MagicalNinjaBuddy]

sounds childish to say the least, it would be at least 79.32% more manly if you said either of the following were involved

less sweet and mountain dew

at least 1.7 cans of bear (or .8 bottles of cider)

at least three and a bit pages of pornographic material, with a minimum of all of them stuck together

ect

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I didn't know bears came in cans these days.

[Bengali]

I didn't know bears came in cans these days.

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hoffmeister - follow the bear

 

admittedly it tastes like ######, but its the can with the bear at least

[christoff hitler]

I went to get an ice lolly and I got my penis stuck to the freezer, infront of all my grand mothers freinds, who then raped me ;_;

 

then it was put on my myspace :-(

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lmao

[full metal coat]

Well back when I was 8 or so my Parents decided to sign me up for a summer camp with one of my best friends. Of course they didn't tell me _____ about the camp. Anyways this camp is really boring and one day the supervisors are teaching us about some wall somewhere that was left from something and had a lot of religous meaning. Apparently people would stick letters with their wishes or something into it hoping that God would fulfill them (at least that's what i got out of it) After the brief lesson we were asked to write things that we would have stuck into the wall wished God to fulfill. First off I couldn't figure out why we were being taught history in summer camp. Second i was so bored that I did not want to do any such activities. So instead of writing anything down I just told the supervisors I didn't believe in God. (I'm an Atheist) I'll never forget their faces. They just had a panicky OMG slapped like confused look. All of a sudden they started treating me very strangely. The other kids saw me get out of a boring lesson and also started blurting out that they didn't believe in God. (so much for their devotion) Turns out my parents signed me up for a Jewish Summer Camp... And that i was in a synagouge filled with Jewish kids inlcluding my friend. Needless to say I felt extremely awkward and quite out of place for the rest of camp.

[DarkLite]

Wait, your parents sent you to a Jew-camp, and you're not a Jew?

 

Oh dear.

[Fox_Starwing]

Whooboy. This comes from a time long ago... 10 years ago actually. Back when I was taking tae kwon do. I was 12 at the time, and we had just finished a long night class of sparring and practice and were listening to the master teach about how to focus the mind to achieve victory in a sparring match. Well, the two burittos I had for dinner struck at the exact wrong moment. Everyone was quiet, listening to the master, and I have to fart. So I release reeeaalll easy, hoping to get away with an SBD... but it was not to be. I let out a very impressive squeeker blast (squeeker and flutter blast together) and then stared in disbelief at the kid beside me. No one else bought it though, and everyone laughed... not very fun, but histerical when I think back on it.

[my_plague_666]

Well back when I was 8 or so my Parents decided to sign me up for a summer camp with one of my best friends. Of course they didn't tell me _____ about the camp. Anyways this camp is really boring and one day the supervisors are teaching us about some wall somewhere that was left from something and had a lot of religous meaning. Apparently people would stick letters with their wishes or something into it hoping that God would fulfill them (at least that's what i got out of it) After the brief lesson we were asked to write things that we would have stuck into the wall wished God to fulfill. First off I couldn't figure out why we were being taught history in summer camp. Second i was so bored that I did not want to do any such activities. So instead of writing anything down I just told the supervisors I didn't believe in God. (I'm an Atheist) I'll never forget their faces. They just had a panicky OMG slapped like confused look. All of a sudden they started treating me very strangely. The other kids saw me get out of a boring lesson and also started blurting out that they didn't believe in God. (so much for their devotion) Turns out my parents signed me up for a Jewish Summer Camp...  And that i was in a synagouge filled with Jewish kids inlcluding my friend. Needless to say I felt extremely awkward and quite out of place for the rest of camp.

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was that intentional of them??? if so why the *fruitcage* would they do that?

[Jammy_Stuff]

Probably not my most embarrassing moment but a pretty bad one. I was at Alpha and it was coming towards the end of the day so we were having pistol duels. I was standing at the top of the field, with everyone looking towards me. When they shouted go, I made a crouched dash for the tyre cover and about 4 steps in, my finger slipped, I shot myself in the knee at point blank, fell over and got shot in the back my opponent while I was rolling around in pain.

[my_plague_666]

back when we used to shoot each other with springers in the back garden, a friend of mine tried to dualie with 2 springers. fired a shot from each... then the problem struck him.

not embarasing for me, but still

[full metal coat]

was that intentional of them??? if so why the *fruitcage* would they do that?

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Yup, i think it was my Mom's decision only. She believes in ,you know, "experiencing all culteres" and etc. Would have been nice if she had told me before hand... I guess it explains why an above average amount of kids in camp were wearing those little round hats (yamika? no clue how to spell it) Well now that i know what was really going on it's quite funny but, back then... not so much.

[otherrandomhero]

Yup, i think it was my Mom's decision only. She believes in ,you know, "experiencing all culteres" and etc.

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In that case, if a doctor is ever giving you a suppository make absolutely sure he DOESN'T have both hands on your shoulders.

[doopydoo]

"Ok, this may hurt a bit. Just relax."

 

whimpers...

 

"I can see you're tense. Would you like a back rub?"

 

"Yes, that would help."

 

rub.

 

"Ah, much better."

 

"Ok, here it comes."

 

"Ouch-- OUCH--- stop messing with it and just put it in, don't keep taking it out, I want to get this over wi- OUCH! AND WHY THE HELL ARE BOTH YOUR HANDS STILL ON ME???"

 

 

Damn, I'm so bored.

 

Oh yeah, me:

 

I farted, loudly, in a quiet bookstore. There was at least 5 people in scent range, maybe 10 in earshot. I just pretended it never happened and avoided any eye contact until I left.

[Samm]

I did that exact thing on a dancefloor.

[full metal coat]

In that case, if a doctor is ever giving you a suppository make absolutely sure he DOESN'T have both hands on your shoulders.

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My doctor is a she, not a he

[DarkLite]

My doctor is a she, not a he 

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Then it becomes even more important.

[wolfspider]

My life is full embarrassing things happening to me, most I don't even want to recall yet repeat on t'internet, but having said that:

 

Went over to see a mate, as i'm walking into his block I notice one of our other friends motorbike parked outside, so i'm thinking he's there aswell. Found the front door on the latch, so I walk in to the hall to find no one there, no one in the kitchen or front room either, but I can hear what I think is laughter emanating from the bedroom, thinking that my mate are drunk and mucking about like children, hiding from me behind a closed door, I open to find him "pleasuring" his missus.

He turns to look at me with a shocked look on his face whilst shouting "Noooo", I managed to spin round very quickly and exited the room.

 

Turns out it wasn't laughter I heard, his missus had come home very drunk and horny and dragged him straight into the bed room. Also turns out my other mate wasn't there at all, he only had parked his bike there while he went out for the night.

 

We laugh about it now, although their not together anymore.

[full metal coat]

Then it becomes even more important.

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So what should i look out for when she says "Open your mouth and say Oggghhhhh"?

[DarkLite]

So what should i look out for when she says "Open your mouth and say Oggghhhhh"?

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No, look out for when she has both hands on your shoulders whilst giving you a suppository.

[full metal coat]

alright, ill take your advice... since i have a doctor appointment tomorrow.

[phoenix360mute]

My life is full embarrassing things happening to me, most I don't even want to recall yet repeat on t'internet, but having said that:

 

Went over to see a mate, as i'm walking into his block I notice one of our other friends motorbike parked outside, so i'm thinking he's there aswell. Found the front door on the latch, so I walk in to the hall  to find no one there, no one in the kitchen or front room either, but I can hear what I think is laughter emanating from the bedroom, thinking that my mate are drunk and mucking about like children, hiding from me behind a closed door, I open to find him "pleasuring" his missus.

He turns to look at me with a shocked look on his face whilst shouting "Noooo", I managed to spin round very quickly and exited the room.

 

Turns out it wasn't laughter I heard, his missus had come home very drunk and horny and dragged him straight into the bed room. Also turns out my other mate wasn't there at all, he only had parked his bike there while he went out for the night.

 

We laugh about it now, although their not together anymore.

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idiot, that is probably the best shot of a threeway you will ever get, and you turned around and walked away, shame

[ruchik]

not the most embarrassing-but i once farted in a blockbuster trying to sneak it out, and a little girl behind me pointed and said "mommy that man just farted!"

[sniper_boi]

One time like, i was doing your mum an then your dad walked through the door an i was like "O shi...." then i grabbed whatever clothes i could an jumped out the window.

 

Not realising there was a thorn bush outside i landed in it stark ###### naked, then i realised my cock had rainbow colours on it and i left my boxers in her room.

 

I forgot about it an ran off into the night.