MagicalNinjaBuddy Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Dude. You were in a shower. With girls. And you're embarrassed. ...Theres something wrong with you. Link to post Share on other sites
tr1gg3r_h4ppy Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Hahaha no I think it was the water soaking the bathroom carpet, soaking her entirely (###### her off really good), and overall ending the encounter =[ Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 but did the water making the clothes cling to her body and the anger in her eyes not make her look hotter and make it all the better? WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Regardless of the input of you nonbelievers, wet t-shirt contests have had a crucial part in building modern civilization, and that's a proven fact more or less. Link to post Share on other sites
doopydoo Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 My sister once said, "Hey look a midget!" Link to post Share on other sites
Chimpy Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Regardless of the input of you nonbelievers, wet t-shirt contests have had a crucial part in building modern civilization, and that's a proven fact more or less. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They are certainly a cause of bitchy girl fights. One of my friends won once by unleashing her breasts only to later fight with her flatmate (also in the competition) and ended up ripping out a big patchy of hair from the other girls head! Link to post Share on other sites
Smoke Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I voted Labour in the 97 election Not sure I'll ever live that one down. Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Soldier Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Do you have video footage of said fight? Link to post Share on other sites
Flakdragon Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Mate, don't. I still burn from shame whan I recall telling a joke about nazis killing jews - I didn't know one of the family friends in attendance was German. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't worry, Germans along with the rest of the world should never forget it, once we forget history we repeat it. Only thing is we don't tell about the Soviet genocide, Chinese genocide, etc, etc. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 When I was a wee 'un, my sister used to run around telling everyone that her little brother had a willy True story ... No, really, she did. Link to post Share on other sites
dismemberd Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 When I was a wee 'un, my sister used to run around telling everyone that her little brother had a willy True story ... No, really, she did. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...and...so why...is that embarrassing...? Because you don't? Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Well, considering one guy found making out with a girl in a shower then drenching her in water embarrassing.... Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 I voted Labour in the 97 election Not sure I'll ever live that one down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hahahahahahahahaha. wonderful Link to post Share on other sites
gigfran Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 reading everyones rather bland stories i feel it is my duty to realy the most embareesing moments of my life. Firstlt at age 13 i was on a school residential. We had spent the afternoon doing survival activities (fire making, building bivies etc) Came back to the centre to grab a quick shower before dinner so had my shower....went back to the billets in my shorts and one of the teachers shouted down the corridor it was dinner time I spent a few frantic seconds searching for my undies. then decided "F*@k it i'll go Commando" So i pulled on my trousers and raised the zip far to quickly without making sure my tackles was arranged in a safe manner.i suddenly realised my foolishness when a sudden burning pain errupted in my nether reigons. i looked down to see not only had i "caught" myself but the zip had carried on the full length of its travel leaving poor john thomas firmly ensconced.a friend opened the door to find me hopping round the room wimpering he said "oh *beep*...ill get sir"and off he ran to get the teacher by this point iwas in more pain from the embaressment than the accidentand low and behold in a few minutes not 1 but 5 teachers arrived (2 female) My friend had just ran into the dining room shouting that i had had an accident. Anyway after several minutes of myself tugging at the zip whilst the 2 male members of staff that had stayed with me winced and sucked air past their teethas a squeeled (i still remember how much it hurt today). when i finally got to the dining hall EVERY single person knew of my plight and a simaltanious cheers and a round of applause went through the crowd. Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 i looked down to see not only had i "caught" myself but the zip had carried on the full length of its travel <{POST_SNAPBACK}> do you realize its physically impossible to do this.... the bit in theres something about mary would have meant the zip head and zip lowering in density to pass through the flesh and then re-materialize and continue zipping the other side. not to mention that because of the way zips are mad, if you were to zip up with too much getting in the way, the zip would just undo, as such its only possible to catch the tinyest amount of your scrot or foreskin in the zip, unfortunatly its something i had to deal with twice in my ex job (talior's apprentice). Link to post Share on other sites
gigfran Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 oh yes my (supposidly) better half reminded me of another embaressing occasion.We went shopping at Morrisons in my local town (if you can call h'west a town its more a series of mud huts) I had just qued for some baccy in the baccy aisle bought and paid for it then i as turned to walk away i found myself on the floor in a huge pile of morrisons bags. I turned round wondering what i had fallen over. And behind me standing a massive 3 foot tall was a midget (small person,vertically challanged and the miriad of other PC BS phrases) I was mortified i stood up and all i could say was "sorry mate didnt see you there" luckily he was a good natured hobbit and didnt laugh to much at me (ok he ###### himself at my expence and rightly SO!!) The worst thing was 2 weeks to the day and i did exactly the same thing (with the same midget....ewww that could be easily misconstude) I fell over him again in tescos. HE laughed at me again and asked if i wanted him to wear a yellow light on his head. EVen now a year later my g/f still has a glint of evil mirth in her eyes!!!!! anyway no more tails of embaressment for tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Bengali's right. If you make something up, make sure it's actually believable. Either that, or make it absolutely hilarious. By hilarious, I mean so funny that you shoot peas out of your nose even when you aren't eating them. Either you're lying, or you have half a penis and probably will never have a long term relationship as a result. Also, I would hesitate to call many of these bland. Point in case: if the words "wet" "big breasts" "catfight" and "shower" are in the same sentence, it's not bland. Period. End of discussion. Link to post Share on other sites
gigfran Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 all i know is what i saw and the trapped piece was about 1" behind the puller. Link to post Share on other sites
gigfran Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 random hero what would you know !! unless you are one of the very few uncut men in the USA Link to post Share on other sites
The Crunchy Bunny Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Another one just happened to me. My friends and I were walking to a store just away from his and we passed and some(incrdeibly hot) chick yelled at us, "Hey I know you guys" but I interprited it as "Hey I love you guys" so I yelled back" hey I love you to babe". Then my friened said, " Hey, doesn't that look like (insert name here)?" And I look and sure enough it is. Now whenever I see that chick she reminds me of it. Oh yeah, and what made it even more akward was the fact that her mom was standing right there. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 gigfran, STFU and GTFO, we don't want your lies. Plus, they aren't at all funny or insightful. Link to post Share on other sites
sekiryu Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 My friends and I were walking to a store just away from his and we passed and some(incrdeibly hot) chick yelled at us, "Hey I know you guys" but I interprited it as "Hey I love you guys" so I yelled back" hey I love you to babe". And that's why I keep my trap shut when I'm around girls Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 And that's why I keep my trap shut when I'm around girls <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Unless its Hentai. Anyways: Jagermeister (dno how its spelt) + Girlfriend + bedroom x brother = Work it out. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 You caught your brother using a bottle of Jaagermeister on your girlfriend and then ran to your room crying? Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 You caught your brother using a bottle of Jaagermeister on your girlfriend and then ran to your room crying? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No. The girlfriend and i were having a few glasses of Jaagermeister an got jiggy as per usual an at that time we heard my bro come up the stairs and he caught us in the act. Link to post Share on other sites
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