sgt.kicker Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 one of my cats is particularly fond of my little sister. Whenever she leaves for school in the morning, the little cat howls and cries to her toys for a few minutes before coming into my room and cuddling against my belly while I'm on the computer. My other cat is in love with my mom and often has 5-minute long conversations with her. Plus neither of them smells bad or stinks up the place. They both give themselves baths and clean up after themselves whenever they got a poop. Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 My cat once preened my hair when I had had a shower and had left it wet. Will a dig syle your hair for you(albeit leaving it smelling so bad you have to have another shower)? Didn't think so. Link to post Share on other sites
sgt.kicker Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 My cat once preened my hair when I had had a shower and had left it wet. Will a dig syle your hair for you(albeit leaving it smelling so bad you have to have another shower)? Didn't think so. Do you brush your cat's teeth weekly? My cats' saliva smells okay. Link to post Share on other sites
askeytheman Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Both my dogs are very clean.. Don't smell, get 3 square walks a day - and i get an excuse to wonder around in DPM and boots.. Plus, theres a thread about cats, and punkypinks not about? Wheres she gone? Link to post Share on other sites
thewallhitme Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 got mauled by a dog? Link to post Share on other sites
Shriven Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Pwnd! Dogs are made entirely of win. They smell, but its a comforting lovely smell, much like fires and cut grass. My two springer spaniels always try to cuddle up with me on the sofa or sit on my lap at the PC ( even though they're both full grown, the pillocks). They're ALWAYS happy to see you, no matter what mood you or anyone else in the house is in. They're much more active and amusing than cats too... most cats just mope about the place being boring. My dog routinely bangs her head on the door. Or even better, gets so excited when my dad puts his key in the door that she jumps out of her basket with her front legs crossed and just goes crashing down... Link to post Share on other sites
Delfi Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 I've never had a neighbours dog trespass on my land (and/or distress or tamper with wildlife that I try to encourage) ... This is not true of cats. If you want to keep these creatures then don't assume that they're welcome on my property. They're not. D Link to post Share on other sites
Renagade Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Cats are win. But do make a bit of a mess. Dogs are win, but also make a mess. Such is life. Link to post Share on other sites
davedawg123 Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Dogs and cats are awesome when they are your own. My neighbors are ###### poor owners that can't manage to keep their killer dogs locked up. Link to post Share on other sites
Delfi Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Imagine this mad old bird as a neighbour. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 If you want to know which is best out of a dog, a cat and a wife, lock them all in the boot of your car for an hour. When you let them out, see which one is happy to see you. Link to post Share on other sites
Obi Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 I prefer dogs to cats, but I have a cat because I am a Uni Student and a cat is more independant than a dog. And much more cleaner. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 mew? I like cats because I'm one! Hehe i keep some random packs of catfood in case i ever see cats outside on my communial law. This one cute and slightly fat fat kitteh came along the other day and I fed it. Its owner must be like "why's my cat getting fatter even tho im not feeding it more than usual?" Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Is there something wrong with me if I like cats and dogs? I've met badly trained dogs and very aggressive cats, both have there faults but at the end of the day they are an animal and will have thier hang ups. Can't have a cat as me girls mother is allergic to them, allegidly..... But she does have a dog, who goes abaltross mad if he hasn't seen me for a day. Link to post Share on other sites
dannyboy Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Cat in that vid is fairly awesome Samm :3 Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 i prefer dogs by far. dogs are (in general) more fun and better companions. cats tend to do their own thing and are rarely (in my experience) as affectionate. i also find cats seem to be more agressive and irritable than dogs. did i mention i'm alergic to them as well? Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I find cats, without fail, to be extremely neurotic. Dogs, on the other hand tend to be stupid in general... but I've known enough intelligent dogs to know that's not true of the entire race. A dog of the appropriate breed (or, better yet, combination of breeds) is every bit as intelligent as any dog (fox, coyote, wolf, jackal, domestic, &c.) can be while being as clean or nearly as clean as cats (or in the case of my parents animals, cleaner... 15 year old cats aren't exactly the cleanest of animals). Further, I've never had to hunt for a dog (excepting those bred to patrol large swathes of land), whereas I frequently have to hunting after cats. And the dogs in my life love cars (even the ones who get carsick) while every cat I've ever known absolutely hates the things and can't be taken anywhere. As far as people getting hurt by dogs, that's usually a result of human stupidity. Dogs have a long history of being bred for protective and defensive purposes and thus, if they are not handled properly, can become destructive. This is the fault of their owner, not the dog itself. Similarly, any dog, even a docile breed, if mistreated by his/her handlers can become anti-social and destructive. Wolf-dog and coyote-dog hybrids require the finest line of all to be walked by their handlers, even on the absurdly rare occasion they combine the best traits of dogs with the best traits of their wild sire or dame. Also: People get maimed and killed every year by cats in California, Africa, and India. Link to post Share on other sites
QQexDERA Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I detest cats. It's a pet for a lazy owner. Why should I have to dig the **** from next doors cat out of the flowerbed in my back garden? Would a cat owner liked it if I dropped a dog over the fence into their back garden so it could have a dump there? Somehow, I think not. When I catch that bloody cat in my garden, its getting flying lessons courtesy of a size 10 boot. RSPCA be damned... Link to post Share on other sites
askeytheman Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Humans, on the other hand tend to be stupid in general... but I've known enough intelligent humans to know that's not true of the entire race. Fixed. True for all animals. Link to post Share on other sites
mgyz3 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I detest cats. It's a pet for a lazy owner. Why should I have to dig the **** from next doors cat out of the flowerbed in my back garden? Would a cat owner liked it if I dropped a dog over the fence into their back garden so it could have a dump there? Somehow, I think not. When I catch that bloody cat in my garden, its getting flying lessons courtesy of a size 10 boot. RSPCA be damned... Well cats dont *suitcase* in the middle of the garden do they and you better hope your not my neighbor nothing would make me as angery as a person who hurt my cat Id *fruitcage* kill them! Link to post Share on other sites
QQexDERA Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Have you asked your neighbours what they think of your cat ###### in their garden then? If they ain't cat owners themselves, I'm pretty sure I know what the answer is. "Not impressed" would probably be a very polite way of putting it. Odd little tale about such things for you: Friend of mine had major issues with the woman next door and her six cats. Bloody things crapped everywhere. He complained. The response from the cow next door was "they're only doing what comes naturally" - needless to say, he wasn't exactly happy. Anyway, roll on a year and he gets a rescue dog. Right old Heinz 57 Varieties mutt it is - but there's a good bit of mastiff in its genes, that's for sure. And it goes mental when it sees cats. Utterly beserk. Well, to cut a long story short, one day one of the cats was making itself comfortable in the middle of a flowerbed before curling one out. Thing is, the back door on the house was open. Dog flies out the house like an Exocet missile and the cat is in kitty heaven in seconds. He delivered its remains back to next door in a shoebox along with the line "The dog only did what comes naturally" Link to post Share on other sites
sgt.kicker Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 ^dude that's *fruitcage*ed up. Anyways, kitty poop is far easier to clean that dog poop. My cats go and dump a tiny load and cover it in kitty litter (which gives off this minty smell). Later on I scoop it out--all dried up--and drop it in the trash. Nothing disgusting at all. A dog, on the other hand, will lay this cow-sized turd that you have to pick up WHILE IT'S STILL FRESH. Unless you're one of those douchebags that walks his dog in the early morning and let's it take a dump on my front lawn without cleaning it up.... Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Once again, Arnie's descends to poo talk... I *fruitcage* love you guys. Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Anyways, kitty poop is far easier to clean that dog poop. My cats go and dump a tiny load and cover it in kitty litter (which gives off this minty smell). Later on I scoop it out--all dried up--and drop it in the trash. Nothing disgusting at all. to the contrary i feel that letting a cat ###### inside my house would indeed be quit disgusting. i can 99% of the time tell who uses litter trays the moment i walk through a person's door. why? because it smells bloody awful. it's certainly not fair to let your pets *suitcase* on other people's property, yet with cats it's impossible to prevent without the *bramston pickle* creatures stinking out the house. they're a bloody inconvinience if you ask me. regarding the cat getting owned, it was a bit harsh to take the remains back with a 1 liner. but as far as it getting killed, thats the way things go i guess Link to post Share on other sites
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