spetsnazdave87 Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Had a third date without getting any action. I know all of you will be like 'hahaha' or 'surely not' Not me, I'm normally more surprised by when you DO get laid Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Not me, I'm normally more surprised by when you DO get laid I would go on to point out the week I had a fortnight ago but: 1. Might get banned. 2. ??? 3. Profit? 4. A shark riding Mussolini has taken away my powers of rational thought. Either way this time she is coming round mine, I am cooking Italian, there will be close proximity. Erm yeah I have no back up plan here. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Azubi Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Someone I know in Saudi got drunk in Bahrain, lost her passport then tried to smuggle herself back into Saudi but got caught. Not necessarily happy about it but it made me chuckle. Of course, they spent time in a Saudi jail and then deported. Why would you even bother? I'd just say in Bahrain until I got a new one! Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Today I found out that the autocorrect on my phone recognises the word *fruitcage*wittery. Yes it's childish but it made me giggle Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 It isn't childish, it is legend . Anyway had to go and fix a printer and a computer that wasn't displaying a video in a small office. The girl I am dating works there and was in her office, that was an interesting little trip for me. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Why, did you tell her your name is Brian Steele and you work in a detective agency? Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 "Hello pretty lady, I am hearing you is have problems with Computermabob?" *Cue dodgy 70's funk musack* Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Alien pic. Holy . So now I need one of those above my front door Link to post Share on other sites
Im going space Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 That was my EXACT thought when i saw it. I want it. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 "Hey, that's bad for the paper tray." Bought a snickers before and I still believe, that Marathons tasted better. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 Why, did you tell her your name is Brian Steele and you work in a detective agency? Actually if you must now I arrived there, showed the engineer to the printer, went to her small office to get her video working on the computer (one I had made, not that kind of thing) the door shuts and yeah the rest is private . Though at some point I need to add 'make a classic 70s porn' to my list of things to do. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 Pineapple upside down cake counts as one of your 5-a-day right? Who gives a *suitcase*, I'm baking one anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 Wait someone actually keeps up with that 5-a-day stuff? I just eat a banana or two a day, drink some orange juice every now and then and I am good . Also I managed to mod a 1911 and some bits to make a sexier 1911 that has a very 30s commercial feel about it. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted June 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 I eat 5 portions of fruit and veg every er... Week? Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted June 28, 2013 Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 Fruit and veg is what my food eats... Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted June 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 Samsung Galaxy S4. This thing is awesome. The sensors it has in it are amazing. The thing is a tricorder. Temperature, pressure, humidity, magnetic flux, light intensity, A-GPS, GLONASS, NFC, wireless charging (optional extra), 13MP camera, super AMOLED screen (no power used to show black), removable battery, SD card (that you can remove without having to get the battery out) and is watches you while you use it for biometric interaction. I'll proably never use it but you can navigate in some apps with non-contact hand gestures. It can pause video if you look away and can stop the screen going to sleep if you are looking at it. Pretty happy with it. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted June 28, 2013 Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 Agreed. I got one a couple of weeks ago and I literally find out some new feature it can do every day. Link to post Share on other sites
Stuey Posted June 28, 2013 Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 I could never get Smart Stay to work on my S3, have they somehow improved it? Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 Dammit, stop making me want a new phone! Only issue i can see with the S4 is the fact its MASSIVE. If they did one roughly the same size as a 'normal' smart phone (Desire S / S2 sized) that'd be great. Link to post Share on other sites
bladerunner168 Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 HTC One, nuff sed Link to post Share on other sites
Stuey Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 The S4 is the same size as the S3, which is kinda big but only slightly larger than the S2. Just the way smartphones are going unfortunately. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 Found a way to watch GITS SAC without my laptop burning out (yet) via the proper youtube source. Seeing it as one of my days off, I might as well go on a blitz. I'm sure someone will drag me off to do something (probably the folks), but for now I am content to not be outdoors with the mosquitoes, allergies, or freakish lightning storms like yesterday. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted June 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 HTC One, nuff sed If I wanted a phone that had no SD card or removable battery I'd get an iPhone - then shoot myself. I suppose it has those front facing speakers - they have decided that if you can't stop chavs irritating people in public areas then you might as well let them do it louder and in stereo. The S4 - Well I've just come down from a Galaxy Note so the S4 seems tiny, it is so thin and light. Wireless charging adapter and base plate arriving next week, along with a screen protector and the Case-Mate two-piece cover that I have used on every phone I have had since the Sensation, they are really tough. Link to post Share on other sites
bladerunner168 Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 If I wanted a phone that had no SD card or removable battery I'd get an iPhone - then shoot myself. But it haz beetz speeeekars, init bruv Link to post Share on other sites
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