Tinkerton Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 I fell asleep in the dentist's chair yesterday. I think I would get gold at the sleep olympics. I'd challenge you for that gold. provided it wasn't at the dentists. one of my few talents is being able to sleep in almost any place. Cars, trains, busses, concrete floors, boats, church pews, noisy concerts, anywhere. Never tried in a dentists because of the phobia. I'm in the park. Surrounded by children. This is like a well-constructed hell, precisely configured to torment me. You made this hell for yourself. Suck it up. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 I certainly did not. I was informed (not asked) that I would be going to the park. Home now anyway. Would have a cold beer (or many cold beers) in the garden but that would exclude me from any bike related escape plan that might come up. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 Ah yes, good ole "informed" method. That is how folks talk to me these days it seems. Thursday that talk had me hauling heavy *suitcase* at an auction site, and yesterday I spent 5+ hours trying to direct mother around a town picking up political signs. Apparently by law they are not supposed to be up in between election parts (even though the opposition has picked up none of their signs). Today I finally get some peace for a bit, wanted to go to my credit union to put some money in, but no key to be found for the car. I still haven't fired my Bizon yet either. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 I'd challenge you for that gold. provided it wasn't at the dentists. one of my few talents is being able to sleep in almost any place. Cars, trains, busses, concrete floors, boats, church pews, noisy concerts, anywhere. Never tried in a dentists because of the phobia. You made this hell for yourself. Suck it up. I had the phobia as a kid, mostly because I am allergic to a lot of anaesthetics and used to have to go to the dentist bareback. My dentist now is an astonishingly hot, pale-skinned, green-eyed, red-haired Irish lady and she is so gentle that I was able to drift off in her hands. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 Just finished a shift. Starving and lazy so mcdonalds drive through beckons. Get home, find burger is missing. So off. So, so off. It was the one time I didn't check. I always check. I dropped the ball. Beer is helping though. Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 Just finished a shift. Starving and lazy so mcdonalds drive through beckons. Get home, find burger is missing. So ###### off. So, so ###### off. It was the one time I didn't check. I always check. I dropped the ball. Beer is helping though. Call that store, *badgeress*, and they should mail you a "gift certificate". If not call and *badgeress* more. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 I'm driving past tomorrow, so will pop in... Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 In uniform. With a load of mates. In riot gear. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 Ha, imagine that! It would look like any other time really. Cops go to macdonalds a lot. A LOT. Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 Get food/health inspection at their door Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 Bought 18 micro noodles from Amazon (good old prime and your fast delivery), and the reality of my mistaken has finally sunk in. Had a few drinks yesterday afternoon. Note to self:- Strongbow Dark Fruits 'is' alcoholic. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 Rocked up,explained, got burger. Happy Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 Do it again tomorrow? Naughty naughty and all that jazz. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 BUT I AM AN OFFICER OF THE LAW... Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 https://youtu.be/miVoe7U6Lx4?t=27s Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 ^my mantra at the start of each shift. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 great googa mooga! just realised this topics been going for 12 years!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 This is post number eighteen thousand, two hundred and sixty eight in this thread. Shocking, isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 Lot of depressing thoughts vented here Lets compare with the 'what made you smile ' thread ^^ Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 This is post number eighteen thousand, two hundred and sixty seven in this thread. Shocking, isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 Curses, foiled again... Adjusted it. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 Happy thread hasn't been going as long. This one is at 140 months and 18270 so 131 a month. The happy thread is at 55 months and 10590 so 193 a month. A difference of 62 a month. The difference is now 7680, at the current rate it will take 10 years and 3 months to catch up. At that point the sad thread will be 21 years and 11 months old and the happy thread will be 14 years and 10 months. Both will have 34,500 posts. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 Does seem to mean that we're more happy than sad overall, though, so that's good. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 Or not Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 ...Maths and stuff... I bloody love maths me. My dentist now is an astonishingly hot, pale-skinned, green-eyed, red-haired Irish lady and she is so gentle that I was able to drift off in her hands. Mine is a 6ft rugby playing Cornish man who used to be a combat medic. Gentle and gorgeous he is not. Today's woe - the system I used to manage all of the chaps and their training has updated over the weekend; it is now so confusing and convoluted I'm off for a prowl to find a clerk who isn't moving fast enough to do it for me. Link to post Share on other sites
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