Skarclaw Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 omg karen he needs a machine to make coffee Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 *suitcase* *rickroll* *Ubar* *fruitcage* Brussels. Now they moved several deadlines back, particularly those that were originally set on April Fools', and people are surprised because uh, they missed the memo. And the new deadlines are set for tomorrow. Also, my phone went apeshit thanks to the system update, and I had to reboot it three times. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 My *albartroth* supervisor who looks for any excuse to hand out *badger*ings for nothing. For example the driver of the sandwitch van often gives us free cakes he hasn't sold. Last week I was moaned at for not getting enough and then today his problem is that I got too many And he wonders why I give a *suitcase* about the job Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Too many free cakes? I don't understand. How can you have too many free cakes? Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 What hitman said. No such thing as too many cakes. Your boss is a *rickroll*. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Reminds me of a conversion I had a while ago with my sister. Her: You're listening to the music in your car too loud. I can hear it from inside. Me: What was I listening to? Her: Bohemian Rhapsody Me: So you're saying I was listening to Bohemian Rhapsody too loud? Her: Yes Me: I don't understand Her:... Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Your boss is a *rickroll*. Yep, a grade A one at that. I'm looking for a new job anyway so hopfully I'll be out soon Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Too many free cakes? I don't understand. How can you have too many free cakes? Well. If you substitute Big Macs for free cakes in this explanation then that could be considered too many cakes. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Surely there are other places to get coffee? omg karen he needs a machine to make coffee I can ban you. Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Im behind 11 proxies m8 Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 *fruitcage* landlord putting the rent up. Again. Would literally be cheaper to have a mortgage, if only we had a pot to in, deposit wise. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 I can ban you.Don't ban me. I'll be good... Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 I'm not threatening anyone. I'm just quoting one of my favorite pieces of literature. It's from the fourth act of Daeonica where Tarsus says: "Upon him I will visit famine and a fire, 'Till all around him desolation rings And all the demons in the outer dark Look on amazed and recognize That vengeance is the business of a man." Link to post Share on other sites
Got Wood? Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Got about 200 shell casings coming from my shoot in Berlin. Local postman found no one at home, so instead of taking it to the local office, he refused it. They're all on their way back to Berlin. And no one at the worldwide dispatch centre over here has an IQ high enough to send it back to the local office it was refused from in error from. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Royal mail are a bunch of *rickrolls*, by-and-large... Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Didn't realise RK have an £8 handling fee for Customs. Knew PF did but got stung by it (handling fee was twice the customs fee...) Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Got stung with royal fail handling fee last month. Again, it was more than the fee itself. Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 I can't have pets, can't afford my own place, make to much to get in on them poor people benefits I pay so much for. I really want to leave civilization Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Went to the zoo today, as posted in the happy thread. I reckon 90 percent of the other people there were 'known to the police'. Mostly chav scum. I hate chav scum. I deal with them at work. I don't like having to be around them when I'm off. But I can't afford my own private zoo so I must. I really hate chavs. Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Can't imagine its easy to keep work off the brain if you're subconsciously aware of everyone around! Still any day at the zoo is a good day really! Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 True, it was a good day! Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 So I decided to try and sell some stuff on fb but for some reason the groups I tried to join don't even show up in the search anymore. I dont get it and I think my best bet is ebay at this point. This has happened before with the ghk m4 group. Seems no one wants me around. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 A lot of Facebook groups made themselves secret (don't show up in searches, you can only join if invited by someone already a member) in an effort to avoid the new rule enforcement. It has not worked. Link to post Share on other sites
Got Wood? Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Flawless logic! Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Anyone else think it's weird how much coverage/detail the government gives out in terms of anti terror gun/bomb attacks? I mean, saying we can cope with 10 simultaneous attacks...If i was in charge of an IS cell, that would be my benchmark . I wouldn't be ready to pull the trigger on an attack unless I had 12-15 good to go. I appreciate the logistics involved in planning such a high number of simultaneous attacks makes it semi unrealistic (I hope) but still. If they just said are prepared for multiple simultaneous attacks, that leaves the bad guys guessing how much planning and scale they need. Plus how much info they leak in terms of attack preparedness/reaction for the press to try and make us feel safe that IS have outright said they study to make attacks more successful. It seems things would be a lot safer if they did all their preparing in the dark as best as they could and then just pop of the darkness and come down like a tonne of bricks when the time comes. Link to post Share on other sites
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