Gunnman Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 DarkLite, I'll have rooms spare here in Belgium when I ever finish the house... Fek it, I can send you some money if you have paypal or something. I even thing that the some more arnies members will donate if you set up a GoFundMe. Just saying, you seem like a decent chap I'd be willing to chip in, if you do so. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Just found out just how much of a cockwomble my supervisor is. I took a couple of hours off this morning to go to a meeting with my son's head teacher and SENCO to discuss how the school can help with his autism. When the twat asked me about it and I mentioned autism his response was "oh, so he's a bit slow then" Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Seriously? *fruitcage*. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Yes, it took a lot of effort to stop myself tearing him a new one Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 I'd love to pop over there and demonstrate how not slow I am. Then demonstrate what a broken collar bone feels like. DarkLite, I'll have rooms spare here in Belgium when I ever finish the house... Fek it, I can send you some money if you have paypal or something. I even thing that the some more arnies members will donate if you set up a GoFundMe. Just saying, you seem like a decent chap AND MY AXE! Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 I'd offer to help, but I am actually in no position to help anyone. Sorry... Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 It's OK Hedge, we're all lovely here. Cannonfodder, your boss sounds like an eejit. Try and get him sent on some form of discrimination / sensitivity training. Faling that, send one of us his address and we'll 'mail you some poop' Link to post Share on other sites
jal3 Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Got a bill today from my dentists. I had to cancel an appointment because I literally didn't have the money to pay for it, which they determined was not an acceptable reason for cancelling an appointment within 48 hours. So they have now sent me a bill: £10.48p for the appointment £50.00p cancellation charge £10.00p late payment charge And the threat that they will then send it on to a debt collection agency with an additional 25% on top if I don't pay within a week. Also, the previous tenant's gas company have demanded I pay for a month of gas and electricity that I didn't use, having been not living here at the time. From more than 18 months ago. So that's another £90, because I cannot afford to take them to court. Also, my boss has told me that he won't give me a proper contract and pay me the minimum wage (I currently earn £5 an hour) because the business isn't doing well enough. This is because he has racked up nearly £10,000 worth of debt buying up expensive stock and then not selling them. More importantly, it's not my *fruitcage* problem, but he voted to Leave the EU, proudly votes Tory without actually knowing a single one of their policies, loves Theresa May and literally plays youtube videos of Trump Press conferences nonstop when at work, so I suspect worker rights aren't really his thing. TL;DR: On top of the £400 in rent, £120 in council tax, £130 in bills, I now have to pay another £160 this month, primarily because I am apparently not allowed to be poor and must be punished for it. Also also, I pull in £480 a month at this *suitcasey* stopgap job, but because racist wankstain boss is on holiday to India next week and us lowly peons are not to be trusted with running the shop lest we actually *fruitcage* sell some of the stock to customers, I am going to be down £120 in wages. Welcome to Tory Britain. Anyone know of any multi-millionaire Tory Party Donors who need a kidney transplant? I have one going spare. PM Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 So my sutures are off and I should be okay. WRONG. My crotch hurts like someone stabbed me, and following the doc's advice about wearing tight pants just made it worse. There’s something swollen that feels like a third nut and I'm gonna see the doc on Thursday unless it gets better tomorrow. Wys?ane z mojego E2303 przy u?yciu Tapatalka Link to post Share on other sites
Gunnman Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Just found out just how much of a cockwomble my supervisor is. I took a couple of hours off this morning to go to a meeting with my son's head teacher and SENCO to discuss how the school can help with his autism. When the twat asked me about it and I mentioned autism his response was "oh, so he's a bit slow then" That said, you should of said "Oh, so you're a bit senseless". Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 Just found out just how much of a cockwomble my supervisor is. I took a couple of hours off this morning to go to a meeting with my son's head teacher and SENCO to discuss how the school can help with his autism. When the twat asked me about it and I mentioned autism his response was "oh, so he's a bit slow then" Yeah, your supervisor sounds like someone who would make a great punch bag. Failing that a human collector. Open wide, here comes the golden flow. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 Oh he is. It took a lot not to react. Instead of tearing him a new one I just made him feel very small by educating him about what autism really is. Also karma kicked his *albartroth* for me that afternoon. The silly *Ubar* fell for a phishing e mail and had to spend the entire afternoon trying to sort it out Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 I'm practically immune to phishing emails. Mostly cause I never check my emails. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 https://www.xkcd.com/272/ Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 ###### off that we're even discussing bringing back fox hunting with dogs. Been *fruitcage* me off for days now. Why don't we let packs of dogs tear apart paedophiles, rapists and murderers instead? Or the self-entitled gimps who want to do this. Looks like the charging port on my Samsung S6 has died so just ordered a QI pad from Amazon as it seems my phone has qi capabilities built in. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 You should know better. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 He just testing your reflexes. Allergies just getting worse by the day. Wish winter was back. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 So.... I'm not sure if I can put this here, but I'm going to do it anyway and hopefully Tink won't ban me for my cheek... I started a crowd funding campaign to get money for some equipment the wife needs to make life less *suitcase*. If you feel generous, you can check it out here: https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/jon-clegg If you can't give money, that's totally cool, but I'd be grateful if you could all help out by sharing the link as much as you can wherever it's appropriate. People donated over £200 in the first day I publicised the link, so that's a good start. Cheers everyone. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 I just wish I could donate more but I've shared it on my Faceache. Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 Shared and donated some relieve. Sent from my C6603 using Tapatalk Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 Thanks so much guys, I'm grateful for the shares as much as the pounds - shares help reach more people. Over 200 people have seen the page, but only a handful of those have given anything. Which is fine, of course, but it shows that you've got to reach a *lot* of people to get every donation... Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 HOW *fruitcage* YOUNG ARE YOU!? you look like you left school nary a year ago! Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 I'm 36. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 Don't usually, but shared. (and donated) EDIT: also, you're only an hour-ish away from me, so if you ever want a buddy for a drink or two, gimme a shout. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 You ever do something to mitigate the impact of something possibly happening only for it to happen purely down to the actions of your mitigation? Most annoying. Link to post Share on other sites
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