You know you've been playing too much airsoft when...

[pistonhead]

Probably already stated,

 

When you randomly hit the mag release, slap in a new mag and hit the bolt catch on an imaginary M4

 

no matter where you are or how inappropriate it may be at the time

 

 

[Armez]

When you ask your boss if they know how to field strip a Glock 19.

[masakarijoe]

^... and when they say "yes, you have shown us this 10 times already!"

-Joe

[Sturmjager]

Probably already stated,

 

When you randomly hit the mag release, slap in a new mag and hit the bolt catch on an imaginary M4

 

no matter where you are or how inappropriate it may be at the time

 

So...so....so true .

 

I can do that with so many weapons these days, even fictional weapons.

[db_pepsi]

Here's one inspired by Halloween : Whenever you put you're hand down, you get the erge to pull out your 1911 from ur serpa, but is ###### off that its not there and then is more ###### off when you remember that it also needs a new slide that you cant get a hold of.

[coherent]

...when you respond in a telecon with your boss or supplier with 'copy that' or 'affirmative, go go go'.

[shibisueka]

When you're one of the people who will willingly roll around in the mud to keep from getting shot (or seen, in my case).

You're the "airsoft guru" for all the people you know who just started out.

[ryan92]

When you have had over a week off, but still managed to leave all your work to the last day, because you spent all the other time, on arnies or out airsofting!

[Xander.P]

when your asking a fully grown man for some lube and not feeling g*y

when your at the supermarket looking for the most cover or the best vantage point

[BentleyCntlGT]

When you've tried on your gear so many times it gets to dressing your pets up in it...

[BigAl]

When you check your bank staement!

[nautilus]

You take your APS2 on a boar hunt.

[expvideo]

-When your boss walks by you try to change the webpage to something non-airsoft related... the only thing that comes to mind is craigslist/ebay. After 2 minutes of staring at the screen, all you can think to type in the search bar is "airsoft".

 

-Your girlfriend says that all you seem to think about is airsoft guns. You argue that you spend at least as much time thinking about airsoft gear.

 

-You've contemplated doing your christmas shopping on Airsoftgi.com

 

-You put an optic on an airsoft gun and don't think that's rediculous.

 

-You think 100 yards is long range.

 

-Forget the election, your biggest news story of the year was the release of the Tornado grenade!

[Xander.P]

Forget the election, your biggest news story of the year was the release of the Tornado grenade!

or the biggest disaster of the centuary was the ban of guns in the uk

 

[Quilimox]

or the biggest disaster of the centuary was the ban of guns in the uk

 

Amen to that

Quil

[Hedganian]

When you point out to people that airsoft guns weren't banned in the UK, only restricted from sale, manufacture and import without proof of a valid reason for doing so...

 

 

[Xander.P]

look i couldnt think of how to describe what happend thats what im sticking to

 

or when you have to log on evrey 10 mins to check your post is safe from critisism

[Hedganian]

When you constantly correct people on airsoft related terminolgy, whether necessary or not.

 

Especially when you ask people who they've registered as a Skirmisher with when they ask about importing or buying or selling and use the phrase "I'm a registered Skirmisher"

[askeytheman]

When you get off the plane in Amsterdam, and theres a little notice saying 20 euro fines for purchase of airsoft weapons, and 150 euro fines for owning them..

 

And the best thing in this months FHM was the page on airsoft guns. Even if they were advertised for chumps.

[Noart]

And the best thing in this months FHM was the page on airsoft guns. Even if they were advertised for chumps.

Waitwhat?

[Plymouth Roadrunner]

When you have 4 pairs of camo on the floor, and pick them up and smell them to see whats clean, then put on the worst smelling pair, just in case they use dogs.

[Atty]

When you're one of the people who will willingly roll around in the mud to keep from getting shot (or seen, in my case).

 

When you don't have to roll around in the mud to avoid being seen

 

You're the "airsoft guru" for all the people you know who just started out.

 

When you're the "airsoft guru" for the people (me) who've been playing with you since you took up airsoft. (thats definately you, Tom.)

 

 

 

[airsoft_maniac]

You had withdraw symptoms when Arnies is down

You procrastinate on HW to be on arnies

During the crash, you checked arnies every few hours and whenever you're on the comp.

 

OMG-First-one-is-so-true..

[Mr Foxhound]

When the D Ring on your keys is a GRIMLOC. =D

[MagnumBB]

- when you have your own bb's, air sources or rifles made because no airsoft manufacturer has replied to your e-mails.